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start music now. "Strangers in the night. Exchanging glances. Strangers in the night. What where the chances?

Question: Is online dating natural?

Let's see: How do I describe myself without making this sound like a laundry list?

You know that line in Boogie Nights when John C. Reilly says, "People tell me I look like Han Solo."? Well, People tell me I look like Bruce Lee.

ME! Me! Me! OK, here is some basic information about me. I hope I can measure up to the expectations of all these fine single ladies. I am Korean! I am introverted and shy around people I don't know. I was raised in the Midwest and love living here in Portland. I moved from Seattle in 2004 and went to college at Evergreen State College in Olympia. I studied film and video and interned with Portland Community Media while in college.

I am a free spirited person and love new adventure. I love camping and willing to try new things. I like art and people who pursue art. People who have passion and are about something is important to me. I just starting golfing last summer because my roommate got me into it. I always wanted to try golfing but never got around to it until last summer. I'm interested in expanding my hobbies and interests.

I enjoy staying home watching movies and making dinner. I also enjoy going out but, I recently discovered I sincerely don't like large crowds or feel the need to attend every social event Portland has to offer. I find too many people in one place to be annoying. I am a good sport about compromising when it comes to making plans. I like being goofy at times, but I can still be mature and have a fun time. poop.

I live with three cats and a dog that aren't mine and their all crazy but I do love them.

Hahahaha.... No seriously, Getting Awesome. Winning! Kicking ASS!
I work, I skateboard. I play guitar and make music with my roommate who plays drums. I like to travel. Who doesn't skateboard in Portland? I have been skateboarding for over 25 years. I met most of my friends through skateboarding but would not stereotype myself as a typical skateboarder. I also started playing golf recently. I am not a Portland hipster or trying to become one. I like a girlfriend that is independent and can hang out with people that they may not know.
I am considering on becoming a stand up comic. Gulp. I've been told I am funny but have a very dry sense of humor. I've been recently watching Asian stand up acts online and the comics can all do the Asian accent. My Asian accent is not very good but I have a great Minnesota accent and it's not like Fargo the accent. I've been told my Mini-soda accent comes out if I have a lot to drink. I am not a heavy drinker or anything but like to drink socially. I like to go to comedy shows and have performed singing in karaoke bars. I like performing but still get nervous in front of crowds. I don't normally like to dance but have been told I'm really good at white man dancing. I think I get it from my dad. FYI, white man dancing is really bad rythme and ackward dance steps that don't kinda move to the music but not really.

Very obscure insight. Trying to talk about things people have no idea what the hell I'm talking about because they aren't understanding the references I am referring to. Such as, Thinking of the most random, obscure, movie lines, at the most random, obscure, times. So.... right now I'm thinking of that SNL skit with Will Ferrel and Chris Kattan. Night at the Roxbury's, "what is love? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more." Just kidding. and Wang is a chinese name, not a body part.

"eternal truths will be neither true nor eternal unless they have fresh meaning for every new social situation"- Franklin D.Roosevelt

I am Asian. It's all in the eyes. That is probably the only Asian thing about me. My dimples? My deodorant? Aftershave? Fashion sense? Open barn door?

My favorite reads are: Thrasher magazine. Animal Farm, One flew over the cukoo's nest. The Jungle. Hop on Pop. Everybody poops.

My favorite music. Disclaimer: not all 80's music, Old Country, Heavy metal, Old rap, Classic Rock.

Here is some bands and musicians: Eddie Money, Gary Wright, Heart, Boston, Johnny Cash, Public Enemy, Ice Cube, Flock of Seagulls, Thomas Dolby, Merle Haggard, Allman Brothers, Molly Hatchet, Led Zepplin, Scorpions, Slayer, Motorhead, AC/DC, Agent Orange, TSOL, Alan Parsons Project, Aerosmith, Angry Samoans, Sonic Youth, The Beastie Boys, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blondie, CCR, Danzig, DEVO, Firehose, Helmut, Joy Divison, The Melvins, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Mudhoney, Minor Threat, ........

Favorite movies:Rad, Thrashin, Vacation, Fast times at ridgemont high, Stripes, Airplane, Pineapple express, Spinal Tap, The Exorcist, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Hot tub time machine, The hangover, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, Half Baked, Mall rats, House of a 1000 corpses, Scarface, Good fellows, The Terminator,
Starsky and Hutch. Skyfall

Favorite food: Pizza, Thai, Italian, American, Korean, yes, I eat cow.

Food, Shelter, Job, Love, Compassion, Passion. Not necessarily in that order. I know, this may be way to practical. ok... ok....I'm going to start over. Iphone, Car, Computer, Stereo, Golf clubs, skateboard. There, I did it!

How to become a better person. I look at other people and see how they act towards me and other people. I try and surround myself with good people. How my life choices lead me to where I am now.

Working, Karaoke, Surfing the web, Lighting my farts on fire? no just kidding, i have NEVER done that or ever wish to do that.

This one time, I used a garbage bag to parachute off my roof when I was eight. i'm a dare devil. not really

you are a genuine person and you thought parts of my profile were funny. I'm shy around new people and, I am also a genuine person and can usually break through the first awkward moments on a first date. I am truly excited to meet new people and share new experiences with you. So...you, ah,.....you want to go out or something? I mean,.....if you are a fun, non-crazy, adventurous person and want to meet up to see if we connect. I don't think the staff robot on OKcupid knows me at all. If you have a low % match you should message me anyhow and not deny yourself the company of Adventure date! Want to get some coffee, pizza, drinks, comedy?