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34 Maidstone, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 14, 2012
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I've just moved back down south after breaking up with my partner and back in with my family, which is a bit embarrassing to admit, but unfortunately it was the only option and they've been more than supportive.
Now I'm just looking at having fun meeting new people and not taking life too seriously. Hence, probably why I'm on here heh !
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working as a support worker for people with learning disabilites and have been doing this in various settings for almost 5 years now.
I get a lot of pleasure out of doing it and it's been the only job that I haven't wanted to run full speed into a brickwall because of its tediousness.
At the moment I'm trying to save up for my own place, due to the previously mentioned info above. Might take a while to get there on my current wages, but I am determined to leave my parents house by the time I've reached 40 (!)
I think it's important to set yourself realistic goals (!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, cheering them up, my stupid inbetweeners dancing, eating kfc and kissing.....Not kissing after eating kfc you understand, as that wouldn't be very pleasant....unless of course you shared my passion so much and decided to recreate that scene from 'Lady and the Tramp' by using a chip instead ? No ? Just a thought.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Erm my spiked hair and loud shirts (if I'm out clubbing) ! If not then, erm, well I'm quite quiet when I meet people for the first time, so some may think that I'm hard work, but once I get to know people I'm the bestest friend ever and I have the awards to prove it too.
I've also been told that I've got quite a nice arse, so take that for what it's worth ?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - I love most horror films. Dumb and dumber, crank, shoot em up, the hangover (basically a varied choice).

Music - Again a varied selection which depends on my moods. David Guetta, Matchbox Twenty, Pink, Kings of Leon, The Prodigy and The Killers are among my favourites as well as certain 90's boybands which I'm not afraid to admit and also 2 unlimited too.

TV - The Mentalist, The Inbetweeners, Operation Good Guys, Wrestling, Pointless, Friends, An Idiot Abroad, Nitro Circus and PBR Bull Riding.

Books - Erm does The Sun newspaper count ? I do read autobiographies if I feel the person is interesting enough.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just my friends and family......and KFC.....and Kopperberg flavoured cider and probably sky channels 900 to 942 if I'm being completely honest with you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New places to visit and new experiences to try. But also on a grander scale, the meaning of life and the hope of becoming a ghost to haunt people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Am either out with friends in the pub "shooting the shit" (as they say in the states) or having a quiet night in with a takeaway and a horror film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh dear. Have I actually got any integrity left after everything else I've written ?
Not much tbh.....Well here goes, I also have a bad habit of sucking my thumb when I'm comfortable.....there I said it !
I'm sure I'll now await an inbox full of positive messages from prospective damsels in distress (!)
You should message me if
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Just get in touch if you fancy a laugh or just wanna chat about random stuff. Horror film and James Bond fans will get preferential treatment i'm afraid ;o)~