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27 Hyattsville, MD Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Open relationship
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6' 0" (1.83m)
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Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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Re-doing my entire profile, because the old one was out of date and not necessarily accurate.

I have recently moved to Maryland from a magical place that i have dubbed God's waiting room (or Naples Florida, whichever you prefer), and i am still getting the feel for the area and the people. I am an introvert and i tend to take things as they come in stride. I enjoy playing games, watching anime, or reading with my free time, and it would be awesome if i could find others with similar interests.

I am in a polyamorous relationship and it would be nice to find others who are familiar with or open to that lifestyle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a dealer of one of the worlds most addictive yet legal substances.
Coffee, i get paid far too much to sell coffee. But soon i will get my degree and be freed from this horrible drug ring.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
when i am comfortable my sarcasm and witty comments are top notch, and it is a wonder how anyone can stand to be around me. I am remarkably good with my hands, and with minimal practice i can be above average to magnificent at just about anything involving hand-eye coordination.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That all depends on how i feel when i leave the house, if i am in more of an eccentric mood and have my hair down then people will literally stop me on the street to make a comment about it. every once in a while i will be spotted from behind and have men hit on me, the look on their faces when they realize that i am a guy is priceless.

If my hair is up though, my tattoos are generally a good conversation starter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have recently gotten back into reading and some of my favorites would be The Catcher In The Rye, Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar, A Wrinkle in Time, The Dragon Lance Chronicles, Ready Player One, The Stormlight Archives, most anything from Lovecraft or Poe, Aesop's Fables.

As for movies Repo! the Genetic Opera would probably be my all time favorite followed by The Devils Carnival, the Star Wars saga, Lord of the Rings, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Mad Max, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and other titles which have slipped my mind.

Music is a large part of my life and i really enjoy sharing artists and songs with the people whom i meet. Queen would be my all time favorite band, i will also rotate through phases of other artists such as Against Me!, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Tiger Army, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, She Wants Revenge, The Faint, Protest The Hero, The Human Abstract, Watsky, Spose, and really any interesting artist that anyone brings to my attention.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order music, sarcasm, art, sushi, good books, and video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have just gone through and re-edited this many more times than i would like to admit.
You should message me if
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You would like to get to know me and listen to me spew sarcastic commentary in the future.