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34 M Parkville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Umm, this is always tough. Everyone tells me I'm such a nice guy, so I dont know if that's good or if that's why I'm single lol. I know I am not the best looking guy but I have a huge heart. I like to think I am a gentleman and from life experience I very much know how to treat a lady. I'm always honest and open about everything and if someone doesn't like me after that, then it wasn't meant to be. I am looking for someone that mirrors what I offer. A sweet, caring, honest girl with a good sense of humor. My philosophy is to be silly and have a blast when you can, and be mature and serious when you have to. We only live once and I'm not gonna waste the time I have here being uptight and snooty. I love to laugh til it hurts, its one of the best things in life. I don't want to say too much more because then we won't have anything to talk about, so if you're not an uptight, snooty, snobby person, then by all means, please message me :)

Some other stuff: My hobbies are movies, playing the guitar, karaoke, working on cars, collecting autographs, and going to concerts. Family is so very important to me. I am extremely close to my parents and sister and God. I couldn't live without them. I also love cars. I have a 1969 Chevelle Malibu that I've had since I was 17 and I have been restoring it ever since. It's a more expensive hobby than I realized.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am pretty shy and I am hoping to find someone on here I would be more comfortable with, rather than going to a bar or club or somewhere and trying to approach someone. I would love to find that someone special.
I’m really good at
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singing, (at least I am told I am), playing the guitar, with computers, working on cars, good with electronics. Quoting the Simpsons, remembering useless movie trivia, and probably other stuff that I can't think of right now.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Lately, that I've lost so much weight but people that just met me, otherwise the last thing was a girl said i had the cutest smile but I don't know lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books, anything by Stephen King,

Favorite movies, well i am somewhat of a movie buff, but I love Horror Movies, like all the Halloweens, Zombie Movies etc. Terminator series, Resident Evil, anything with Will Ferrell. I am a SIMPSONS JUNKIE and I absolutely love them and quote them constantly. Also I love Family Guy, The King of Queens, House, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Law and Orders, Big Bang Theory and some others. Music- Aerosmith], Guns N' Roses, Tom Petty, Poison, Eagles, and a lot of classic rock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family, my pets, My Faith, movies, music and The Simpsons (lol).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love, the one thing I have never found in life. The future, where will I be in 10-20 yrs? The Afterlife, what lies ahead when you're gone?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home watching Movies or practicing my guitar/singing with friends or family. Maybe catching an Orioles game or concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I go to horror conventions to meet celebrities from Horror movies and get their autographs. I don't dress up like them though.
You should message me if
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you're looking for something real, (a long-term relationship hopefully?) or we have common interests