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25 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Middle Eastern, Native American, White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I quit my job working in a bar after spending the better part of 6 years pretending to cook food and pour drinks. After a fast break ranching with my Father I went to 3 weddings, 2 funerals, and a baptism. I do sales for a beer distributor. We've got a lot of stuff. I'm really good at drinking it and sharing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can whatever forever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dumb look on my face like I got my milk on my lip and I don't even care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dune and Lawrence of Arabia. Anything with Alain Delon. Blade Runner, Children of Men.

David Bowie, the Black Lips, Aaron Copland; a bunch of dumb stuff none of my friends listen to i.e.:

Samurai Champloo, Samurai Jack, Le Samourai, The Last Samurai, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai, The Seven Samurai, Cowboy Bebop.

In the last year I've read a lot of Cormac McCarthy, Haruki Murakami and John Steinbeck.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a pretty shit question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I need a dictaphone or a muzzle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Giving and receiving insipid looks from across the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The opening paragraph of the "Beautiful and the Damned" is probably the most self-affirming half a page I've ever read, which makes me feel like a horrible, horrible person.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like furniture, knitwear, soccer, inverted crosses, pentagrams, or have ever looked at a flower and hated it.

I guess I'm just looking for someone who is kind of clever, vaguely nihilistic, and excited by the prospect of nudity. Ideally your standards are higher than basic grammar and you consider yourself more funny than hot; total babes only.

You don't mind my girlfriend responding to your message.