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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 20
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Right now I'm seeing someone and am in an open relationship. I have a lot of constraints on my time currently but I might be able to make time for very interesting people.

I'm kind of a dork. I read quite a bit, and I'm an avid gamer. I enjoy table top RPGs and steampunk culture. I like drawing although I don't do it nearly enough.

I get outside as much as I can, I try to suck up all the sunlight during the spring and summer and try to store it up for the winter. Pretty soon I'll find out if that pays off.

I guess I'm looking for someone who appreciates cleverness, sarcastic humor and is an open minded and caring person.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I give a rather good amateur massage. I have an aptitude for groaner puns much to the chagrin of my friends. Vocals on Rock Band, also, making out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My spunky zest for life...and my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So many books, a lot of science fiction and fantasy. I'm very fond of Neil Gaiman and Michael Moorcock.

Movies...anything by Tim Burton, Star Wars, recent comic book movies, Dark City (highly underrated in my opinion), Mirror Mask, A Clockwork Orange, anything by Tromaville, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

For t.v. comedy and sci fi mostly. Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Burn Notice, The Sopranos, 30 Rock, Lexx, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Stargate.

I listen to a lot of industrial, metal, goth, and hard rock. KMFDM, Combi Christ, Angel Spit, Agnes Poetry, Serephim Shock, Type O Negative, NIN, Electric Six, Slayer, Rob Zombie, Peter Murphy, Bauhaus, Danny Elfman, Billy Idol, AC/DC.

Most of my food tends to have a spicy bent. I'm a big fan of Thai, but I can't hang with the natives. Sometimes you just have to admit that you have limits. No onions, that's very important.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I thought I was clever choosing things like an atmosphere and homeostasis, but apparently that's old hat. Here is a more traditional list.
Adobe Photoshop and it's accompanying necessities, the internet, my kindle, spell-checker, input, and garlic mmmm garlic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Solutions to tasks that I'm not currently working on. The subconscious mind is great for solving problems that you have to wait 2 hours to get back to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a sub and I like kink. That's not necessarily what I'm looking for here, but you get bonus points if you do too.
You should message me if
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If you're: assertive, intellectually interesting, interested in saucy geeks, or find me interesting.