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33 Irvine, CA Man


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  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 8:40pm
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Playful, dorky, intense, silly, professional, fun, are a few words that describe me. I would say that I'm a walking contradiction but that's horribly cliche, so instead I'll just say that I have dissociative identity disorder. Much better, right? Physically, I'm on the larger side. I'm 6'5" and weigh around 220. Better watch your mouth or I'll sit on you.

I'm a pretty independent person. My family lives out of state and I've been living in CA for about seven years now. I don't need much to stay entertained and happy. I'm open-minded. I enjoy critical thinking and discussions on the profound to the profane. While I wouldn't consider myself "sporty," I do like to work out and won't be left wheezing on the hiking trail. I'm an honest person and try to live with integrity. I'm confident and driven. I hate to leave a job half-done. I'm generally pretty positive and resilient; I try not to let bad things keep me down for long. I'm also probably the tallest guy you'll know who likes to do yoga; if I'm ever able to pull off a crane-to-handstand, I'll quit my job and join the circus.

I'm looking for someone who is silly and fun, but who also can have an intelligent conversation from time to time. I like people who choose to see the humor in things...even tragedies. If you describe yourself as someone who "gets bored easily," then (a) we might not be a match and (b) they've got apps for that. Being into health and fitness is a plus because then we'll keep each other alive longer, and as long as we enjoy each other's company, that's probably a good thing.

Oh and lately I've developed an interest in science and technology, so chances are I may geek out at times and tell you all about a robotic arm/hand that people can control with their brain, or some cool new way to create renewable energy. Or if you're vegan/vegetarian, we can talk about that lab-grown meat they're trying to develop. Ah crap, I'm geeking out already. You've been warned!
What I’m doing with my life
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Suing people, arguing with other lawyers, asking people questions, writing angry letters, and futilely trying to keep my desk clean.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Giving [solicited] advice. Critical analysis. Throwing a frisbee. Being tall. Detecting BS.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height. "Wow, you're tall" is probably the phrase I hear most often. Usually followed closely by, "Do you play basketball?" Answer: poorly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lately I've been reading history, philosophy, and psychology books.

I like all kinds of movies but tend to favor comedies.

Lately I've been watching The Walking Dead and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on Netflix. Usually I stick with my comedies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

1. Food
2. Water
3. Shelter
4. Clothing
5. Fuel

Okay, that's only five, but that's the bare minimum. Now if this question is about what I really wouldn't want to live without...

1. Family
2. Friends
3. Technology
4. My vintage cap'n crunch t-shirt
5. Chewy runts
6. Air conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the future will look like and whether we'll become a type 1 civilization before going extinct. Also I think a lot about energy production/sustainability. Weird, I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, relaxing or working out, or out with friends
You should message me if
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You take care of yourself physically; you have a silly side; you're responsible; you're reliable; you enjoy comedy TV & movies

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