I'd hate to be the kind of person that could truly be summarized in a short essay, I'm also rather terrible at selling myself to stranger.

Regardless, here's a quick outline of the larger plot points:
Terribly mundane suburban upbringing in the Midwest
Dropped out of a strange little liberal arts college in the unicorn filled fantasy land that is Vermont
Moved to New York to pursue photography
Somehow started a software company
Exist in at the crossroads of art and technology

An Oscar Wilde quote:
"Life is too important to be taken seriously"

And a list of random facts:
I've lived in more New York apartments than anyone I have ever met.
I occasionally take pretty pictures, climb mountains, and play children's sports.

I can be a bit of a contradiction
Part intellectual
Part entrepreneur
Part engineer
Part outdoors man
Part athlete
Part high-functioning alcoholic
(please note: I have no actual physical dependency upon delicious alcoholic beverages)

Plotting.
Drinking.
Coding.
Climbing (typically rock).

I make a point of trying to see, do, and experience as much as possible with my time.

Good Whiskey
Great Friends
Hard Problems
Fast Bikes
Biting Wit
Absurdity

The impending robot apocalypse

on an adventure