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afalsename

29 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), LISP

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My self-summary
I'd hate to be the kind of person that could truly be summarized in a short essay, I'm also rather terrible at selling myself to stranger.

Regardless, here's a quick outline of the larger plot points:
Terribly mundane suburban upbringing in the Midwest
Dropped out of a strange little liberal arts college in the unicorn filled fantasy land that is Vermont
Moved to New York to pursue photography
Somehow started a software company
Exist in at the crossroads of art and technology

An Oscar Wilde quote:
"Life is too important to be taken seriously"

And a list of random facts:
I've lived in more New York apartments than anyone I have ever met.
I occasionally take pretty pictures, climb mountains, and play children's sports.

I can be a bit of a contradiction
Part intellectual
Part entrepreneur
Part engineer
Part outdoors man
Part athlete
Part high-functioning alcoholic
(please note: I have no actual physical dependency upon delicious alcoholic beverages)
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting.
Drinking.
Coding.
Climbing (typically rock).

I make a point of trying to see, do, and experience as much as possible with my time.
The six things I could never do without
Good Whiskey
Great Friends
Hard Problems
Fast Bikes
Biting Wit
Absurdity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The impending robot apocalypse
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating