Regardless, here's a quick outline of the larger plot points:
Terribly mundane suburban upbringing in the Midwest
Dropped out of a strange little liberal arts college in the unicorn filled fantasy land that is Vermont
Moved to New York to pursue photography
Somehow started a software company
Exist in at the crossroads of art and technology
An Oscar Wilde quote:
"Life is too important to be taken seriously"
And a list of random facts:
I've lived in more New York apartments than anyone I have ever met.
I occasionally take pretty pictures, climb mountains, and play children's sports.
I can be a bit of a contradiction
Part outdoors man
Part high-functioning alcoholic
(please note: I have no actual physical dependency upon delicious alcoholic beverages)