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afantasticfear

26 Cincinnati, OH Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, you! Get that thing away from the picture of my face. This is a warning, I am quite possibly Marla Singer fucked up. Proceed with caution.

*Updated update* 11/17/2013- Moved states. Sick in bed. Bring soup and Advil. Possibly turning into a zombie. Another thing, I'm not dtf on the first date. Not poly. Don't want to hook up and if I did for some ungodly reason turn into a harlot wanting to screw you in a sleazy motel room I'll message you. Don't proposition me with such things. Just keeps getting better. Pipes burst in the basement. No hot water.

*Update* 9/1/2013- I have received over 200 messages in the past 24 hours. If I don't get back to you immediately, please don't take offense to it. I just have a lot of messages to get through. So, please, calm your tits.

I like playing hide the saltine. I enjoy taking care of the people I love. I've had a profile on here a very long time ago, but I don't remember the password. Just look up alyssaoutlaw122 and you'll learn a lot about me. I'm sure I will add to this eventually, I just have a killer headache right now.

If you are an asshole to me or anyone I care about, I will rip you into tiny pieces.

I don't tolerate bullshit.

I enjoy insanely hot showers,

I can't poop in public to save my life. I always take a safety poop.

I love doing laundry.

I prefer hot to cold, except before bed. I turn on the ac to like sixty five degrees and then snuggle up underneath the blankets.

I like the smell of wet asphalt, chlorine, and gasoline.

Headaches no matter how minor are my kryptonite.

I love espresso.

I hate being tickled under my chin.

Please pronounce foyer the way it was meant to be.

I like people who speak and write well. I don't know when proper grammar became an attractive quality rather than an assumed skill. What the hell people?

Goddamn, I love grapes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm taking care of my boys. Up cycling furniture. Catching salamanders. Eating my weight in Oreos. Taking random drives. Missing the ocean.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making messes. Cleaning. Katamari Damacy. MW3. Borderlands. Piano. Making pancakes. Eating said pancakes. Falling asleep at terrible times and then staying awake when I should be sleeping. Boxing. Being crafty, I love Craft gawker. Spilling red kool aid all over my nice new carpet. Getting stains out. Accidentally leaving the PS1 on so now you can see Abe's Odyssey regardless what you're watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most people say my eyes. They are green and people say it's the eye color that is quickly dying out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Crack my head open on your kitchen floor
To prove to you that I have brains
Meanwhile tin men are led by little girls
Down golden roads that lead to nowhere

Fine time to fake a seizure
To feel your mouth on mine, you're saving me

Whatever happened to that silly dream you had?
I want to make it real
I'd love to rub your back
Like a plane crash that never hits the ground

I fall in love with you
I'm nose over tail for you
Your voice like the sound of sirens to a house on fire
You're saving me

Oh jeez. I'm sure I'll be adding to this everyday.

Books: 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Choke, Haunted, Lullaby, Into the Wild, Cat's Cradle, Animal Farm, A Walk in the Woods, Siddhartha, War and Peace, Chaucer, Grimms Fairy Tales....

Music: Dead Mans Bones, Sigur Ros, Have Heart, Ruiner, Bracewar, Trash Talk, La Dispute, Balance and Composure, Fireworks, Make Do and Mend, Fun., Bon Iver, Mewithoutyou, Acceptance, Eyedea and Abilities, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, Atmosphere, Dessa, The Shins, Iron and Wine (mention twilight in the same sentence and I will shank you), Defeater, Champion, 50 Lions, Say Anything, Alkaline Trio....

T.V.: How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Recreation, Wilfred, Weeds, Supernatural...

Movies: I love horror. I don't care if it is terrifying, gory, or just flat out cheesy, I love it. I'm dedicating a sleeve to it. Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Brick, The Strangers...

Foods: Everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hope we are excluding basic survival needs.

My boys.
Music.
My dearest friends.
Pancakes.
Creativity.
Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That is way too hard to narrow down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like the smell of gasoline.
And burning leaves.
And the smell after a summer rain. That wet asphalt smell.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can read, write, and spell your own name.

If all of your pictures are just abs I will assume you are a disembodied torso with no mouth to speak from nor brain to construct coherent thoughts and will not message you back.

Stay classy!