*Updated update* 11/17/2013- Moved states. Sick in bed. Bring soup and Advil. Possibly turning into a zombie. Another thing, I'm not dtf on the first date. Not poly. Don't want to hook up and if I did for some ungodly reason turn into a harlot wanting to screw you in a sleazy motel room I'll message you. Don't proposition me with such things. Just keeps getting better. Pipes burst in the basement. No hot water.
*Update* 9/1/2013- I have received over 200 messages in the past 24 hours. If I don't get back to you immediately, please don't take offense to it. I just have a lot of messages to get through. So, please, calm your tits.
I like playing hide the saltine. I enjoy taking care of the people I love. I've had a profile on here a very long time ago, but I don't remember the password. Just look up alyssaoutlaw122 and you'll learn a lot about me. I'm sure I will add to this eventually, I just have a killer headache right now.
If you are an asshole to me or anyone I care about, I will rip you into tiny pieces.
I don't tolerate bullshit.
I enjoy insanely hot showers,
I can't poop in public to save my life. I always take a safety poop.
I love doing laundry.
I prefer hot to cold, except before bed. I turn on the ac to like sixty five degrees and then snuggle up underneath the blankets.
I like the smell of wet asphalt, chlorine, and gasoline.
Headaches no matter how minor are my kryptonite.
I love espresso.
I hate being tickled under my chin.
Please pronounce foyer the way it was meant to be.
I like people who speak and write well. I don't know when proper grammar became an attractive quality rather than an assumed skill. What the hell people?
Goddamn, I love grapes.
To prove to you that I have brains
Meanwhile tin men are led by little girls
Down golden roads that lead to nowhere
Fine time to fake a seizure
To feel your mouth on mine, you're saving me
Whatever happened to that silly dream you had?
I want to make it real
I'd love to rub your back
Like a plane crash that never hits the ground
I fall in love with you
I'm nose over tail for you
Your voice like the sound of sirens to a house on fire
You're saving me
Oh jeez. I'm sure I'll be adding to this everyday.
Books: 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Choke, Haunted, Lullaby, Into the Wild, Cat's Cradle, Animal Farm, A Walk in the Woods, Siddhartha, War and Peace, Chaucer, Grimms Fairy Tales....
Music: Dead Mans Bones, Sigur Ros, Have Heart, Ruiner, Bracewar, Trash Talk, La Dispute, Balance and Composure, Fireworks, Make Do and Mend, Fun., Bon Iver, Mewithoutyou, Acceptance, Eyedea and Abilities, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, Atmosphere, Dessa, The Shins, Iron and Wine (mention twilight in the same sentence and I will shank you), Defeater, Champion, 50 Lions, Say Anything, Alkaline Trio....
T.V.: How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Recreation, Wilfred, Weeds, Supernatural...
Movies: I love horror. I don't care if it is terrifying, gory, or just flat out cheesy, I love it. I'm dedicating a sleeve to it. Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Brick, The Strangers...
My dearest friends.
And burning leaves.
And the smell after a summer rain. That wet asphalt smell.
If all of your pictures are just abs I will assume you are a disembodied torso with no mouth to speak from nor brain to construct coherent thoughts and will not message you back.