Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I read a story that profiled the dangers of drinking so i have
decided from this point forward i will no longer be reading.
Friendship is a priceless gift that cannot be bought nor sold
But its value is far greater than a mountain made of gold
For gold is cold and lifeless it can neither see nor hear
In time of trouble is powerless to cheer it has no ears to listen
no heart to understand
It cannot bring you comfort or reach out a helping hand
And so when you ask god for gift be thankful if he send not diamond
pearl or riches but the love of a real true friend
More than 25 percent my enemy? You must be an awful person!
90 percent my friend? Also probably bad. Youre sick and you need
help! We both do =-O
I live with 10 cats, i am also two midgets standing top of each
other so the height is a bit of a misnomer. I'm simply looking for
a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.
I love wine, fairly eclectic, if you are a wine drinker and just
want to talk about new and interesting things in the wine
department i am all ears!
Pretty dry sense of humor....if that wasnt obvious already, I am a
former military man and i manage a wine/beer business.
I want to date and make new friends, if i find the right person i
am all for getting serious but que sera sera.
If i dont message you back dont take it personally, i have been
rejected by 10x as many people as you........suck it up haha
Check me out on social media Jonathan Kerkian or buy from my
wine/beer store CORKSCREWJOHNNYS.COM and make me rich(er) HAHA :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I manage a wine/beer store, my liver hurts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being tall, someone should pay me to just be that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall, Eyes, When i hit my head on things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Star Wars, Terminator, Lion King, Jurassic park, Inception,
Princess Mononoke. Any book by isaac asimov. Shows? Futurama, South
Park pretty much only cartoons on the TV. And old stuff like
Seinfeld. Starting to like the Big Bang Theory although i just
wanna punch Sheldon in his face. Music i love the blues and folk
music but anything. Fav food Pizza, Cheesecake oh and a good
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Acid Reflux medicine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
food, sex (im a man and its science), the future, my childhood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Varies, i used to frequent bars a lot but im trying to do other
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate that red lipstick...the kind that every mom used to wear
when we were kids, bad childhood experience with an aunt
You should message me if
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you want to talk or just grab a drink with a new friend.
And please if you're going yo message me or respond to me could you
at least pretend like you're interested in knowing about me as
well. Its infinitely frustrating playing 20 questions or doing like
the ping pong thing where you serve a question and it never comes
back. I won't play that game
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