afarmenian
30 Tallmadge, OH
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My self-summary
I read a story that profiled the dangers of drinking so i have decided from this point forward i will no longer be reading.

Friendship is a priceless gift that cannot be bought nor sold
But its value is far greater than a mountain made of gold
For gold is cold and lifeless it can neither see nor hear
In time of trouble is powerless to cheer it has no ears to listen no heart to understand
It cannot bring you comfort or reach out a helping hand
And so when you ask god for gift be thankful if he send not diamond pearl or riches but the love of a real true friend

More than 25 percent my enemy? You must be an awful person!
90 percent my friend? Also probably bad. Youre sick and you need help! We both do =-O

I live with 10 cats, i am also two midgets standing top of each other so the height is a bit of a misnomer. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.

I love wine, fairly eclectic, if you are a wine drinker and just want to talk about new and interesting things in the wine department i am all ears!

Pretty dry sense of humor....if that wasnt obvious already, I am a former military man and i manage a wine/beer business.

I want to date and make new friends, if i find the right person i am all for getting serious but que sera sera.

If i dont message you back dont take it personally, i have been rejected by 10x as many people as you........suck it up haha

Check me out on social media Jonathan Kerkian or buy from my wine/beer store CORKSCREWJOHNNYS.COM and make me rich(er) HAHA :)
What I’m doing with my life
I manage a wine/beer store, my liver hurts.
I’m really good at
Being tall, someone should pay me to just be that.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, Eyes, When i hit my head on things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Star Wars, Terminator, Lion King, Jurassic park, Inception, Princess Mononoke. Any book by isaac asimov. Shows? Futurama, South Park pretty much only cartoons on the TV. And old stuff like Seinfeld. Starting to like the Big Bang Theory although i just wanna punch Sheldon in his face. Music i love the blues and folk music but anything. Fav food Pizza, Cheesecake oh and a good Swensons burger.
The six things I could never do without
Movies
Mom
GPS
Beaches
Friends
Acid Reflux medicine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
food, sex (im a man and its science), the future, my childhood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Varies, i used to frequent bars a lot but im trying to do other stuff :-/
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate that red lipstick...the kind that every mom used to wear when we were kids, bad childhood experience with an aunt
You should message me if
you want to talk or just grab a drink with a new friend.

And please if you're going yo message me or respond to me could you at least pretend like you're interested in knowing about me as well. Its infinitely frustrating playing 20 questions or doing like the ping pong thing where you serve a question and it never comes back. I won't play that game
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