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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:43pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Disclaimer: I Britney'd my hair the other day so I look like my photos but meaner***

Flame haired and blue eyed, by day battles the never ending hordes of academia, by night moonlights as a post-bohemian hopeless romantic.

Dancing is the freest expression of the body and so allows his fingers to caress knobs and buttons (you can quote me on that) to make delectably dangerous dance music of the electronic kind, mostly to himself but occasionally for others.

Still chooses to poison his lungs with the Native American curse on the White Man but is trying to rectify this and slowly accomplishing it.

Laughs at inappropriate times, and revels in the awkwardness.

Intrigued by the small mysteries life presents, such as the loss of socks in a dryer, the Berenstain/Berenstein Bears conundrum and cases of spontaneous combustion.

Seeking charming lass to pick moonbeams and drink the stars with, while exploring where they shouldn't be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making music, shitposting, going corporate, going to school, going for coffee, trying to find the best coffee, going for drinks, being outraged by their price, buying them anyway, singing in the car, swearing in the car, pretending the car is a transformer, reading, writing, smoking, getting grossed out by smoking, stopping smoking, starting smoking again, interneting, going too deep into the Internet, looking at cute things to forget what I saw.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking critically, thinking too much, putting my thoughts aside, rolling cigarettes, making coffee, writing essays, procrastination and getting my act together.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Flame hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Right now I'm reading The Dark Tower series by Stephen King- Update** I gave up on this some time around Roland talking about his girlfriend or whatever when he was young, found it hell boring. Just finished The Martian, that was an edge of your seat book. Some authors I like, Hunter S. Thompson, Neil Gaiman, James Blish, Irvine Welsh, Tolkien, Nick Hornsby, Brandon Sanderson. I'm pretty into sci-fi and fantasy.

Movies: I watch movies like a crack fiend smokes crack, so instead of naming them here are some quotes from different movies that are great;

"Does he look like a bitch?!"

"But why male models?"

"I am Jack's smirking revenge,"

"She doesn't even go here!"

"Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster,"

"Stop looking at me, swan,"

"You've got red on you,"

If you know where some or all of these come from, we'll probably get along.

TV: Archer and Metalocalypse, Adventure time, Rick and Morty (forever and forever, 100 years) The Wire, Sopranos and Six Feet Under
British comedies like Spaced, Black Books, Mighty Boosh, The I.T. Crowd, Peep Show.

Music: I like Electro-House cause its fun to party down with. I also listen to Indie/Alt rock. Trance. Dubstep. Deep-house, have recently been listening to lots of old hip-hop, rap and RnB.

I'll eat mostly anything but if you go to Dome gtfo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pens, Coffee, Internet, books, friends, sour gummies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space, people that are no longer in my life, people that are currently in my life, people who will be in my life in the future, what song goes with what, spirituality, states of being, perceptions, prejudices, love, sex, games.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with peeps, trolling pubs, stealing lollipop signs, faking that I'm a bohemian millionaire...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an extra tooth that's like a point so maybe there was some vampire in my ancestry?
You should message me if
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You're that girl I keep talking to in my dreams. PS its really annoying when you turn into a dragon and try and eat me.