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  • Ages 22-35
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Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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All this can do is sum up what I said below, but that's redundant. So I'll just say, if you can say something that can make me laugh or can make me think, I'd definitely want to hear form you.

Also a somea fair bit of what I say accidentallyends up being a pun.

I have two tattoos, and I plan on getting more.
(And I'm a big fan of tattoos in general)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working with just a little sprinkling of internet to keep things interesting.

I'm a troubleshooter at heart. It carries over to my job very well too. Work and not, I like fixing things, or if not that, than learning how to fix them.

On weekends, when the weather is nice, I like to go to to various places and browse through all the shops they have there. There's always something interesting to see. I like small, old cities for this, such as New Hope and similar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I really enjoy cooking. Be it following recipes or thinking up new things, I'm almost always up for some sort of kitchen adventure, and though I usually can't eat it, I'm all for making fresh pasta, and while I'm not one to brag, I make delicious sauces.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue. It used to be my hair when it was very long, but no idea now. (Feel free to let me know though :) )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, too many to list, though I generally like fantasy and sci-fi books, though I grew up enjoying a lot of YA books by Christopher Pike, but one book that always stands out to me is The Giver. (I actually just found out there were sequels and will probably be getting them soon). Also, while not my usual genre, I found the Beautiful Creatures series to be quite good.

For movies I usually just watch whatever looks good at the time, though I tend to lean towards sci-fi, superhero, action, and comedy movies.

TV shows though, my favorites are (in no particular order)
- Dexter, True Blood, Andromeda, Castle, Supernatural, House, Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, Leverage, Angel, Sherlock, Once Upon a Time, Psych
- (and many others)

My music tastes are way too varied to classify. I'll just leave it at I don't like country, extremely whiny songs, and rap heavily depends on the song itself (but in general, not a fan), everything else would be based on the song and not the genre.

For food, that get's complicated due to a specific diet I follow for the past two years.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Monster Zero Ultra
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Recipes and things I could make.
-What it would be like to fly like a bird of prey (complete with the super eyesight, and definitely the talons. Can't forget the talons)
-If anyone can successfully breed a horse-sized duck, and if they'd let me fight it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing I do every night. Trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really wish kelting was real (and that I could do it).

And the one time I hallucinated, I found out I have the most boring hallucinations...EVER.

I sometimes listen to songs in languages I don't know.
You should message me if
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There's anything you want to ask me to elaborate or just ask in general,

You simply just want to chat and see what I might say,

We share many of the same interests in television shows,

When you see previews for children's movies such as Wreck it Ralph and Rise of the Guardians and the first thing that crosses your mind is "I must see this",

You think that bad puns are hilarious and would participate in pun-offs with me, much to the horror of anyone who happens to be forced to hear, and then grin at the pained expressions as they begin to bleed uncontrollably from the ears,

Staying in and having a drink, watching a movie or two, and staying up all night discussing random things such as, what super powers you'd want and how you'd use them, and things like that, sounds like a much better time than going out some nights.