The typical kind of things.
It would be great to make some of my dream trips come true. Namibia, North Korea, Turkmenistan and Australia (in random order). It's easy for me to go from the wilds to Benaroya. I actually did that once woke up in the woods in Montana and was watching Orhan Pamuk 8 hours later.
I've also learned that according to OK Cupid users add 2 inches to their height. I'm really 6'3" and don't need to lie about it. I like to make bad jokes too.
I smirk at girls that "don't like bad grammar" but then have captions under their photos that say "My mom and I" or "My dog and I".