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afromania83

31 M Nashville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an outgoing, fun-loving, off-the-wall dude with a jew-fro. But I'm not Jewish.

Everything is awesome.

I was raised by wolves in the jungle, alongside Mowgli. He's a great dude, but not a great role model.

I can quote every genie line from Aladdin and old commercial jingles. (Chevy, Juicy Fruit, The old Coca-Cola theme, etc.)

I'm a Wario. Imma gonna weeeeeeen.

I once put 100 coffee stirrers in my hair. You really couldn't see them unless you closely examined my scalp.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pissin' the night away.

When I'm not counting tips as a male stripper, I'm a bilingual paralegal for a personal injury/worker's compensation/immigration law firm. I speak fluent Spanish. I also play soccer and racquetball, and sing, play mandolin and electric guitar in an alternative folk band called Waterfall Wash. I also do freelance writing on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tiddly winks. Sewing sweaters for my dad. Hopscotch. Taboo. Playing the triangle. Running in circles. Hiding test answers in my hair. Believing I can fly. Trying and failing, repeating, then finally succeeding. Perseverance is key.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do a clumsy crabwalk and a restrained lawn-mower on the dance floor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Berenstain Bears collection.
The Clifford collection.
Skinny Dip.
Lester Bangs: Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung.
Fast Food Nation.
Reefer Madness.
Survivor.

The Runaways. Kelly Clarkson. Insane Clown Posse. Vanilla Ice. Pet Shot Boys. Justin Bieber. Limp Bizcit. Korn. Chumbawumba. Milli Vanilli. I mean, all the good shit really. Creed every minute of every day. Nickelback all night. (Sarcasm lurks).

House of Cards.
Breaking Bad.
Sesame Street.
Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Gimme pizza. Thai food with a 30 star spice rating.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Harmonies. High fives. Chapstick. Music. Puns. Honey Mustard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how if I got a quarter for every time someone said 30 is the new 20, I would be rich.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing I do every night. Trying to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My roommate bought me a coozie that says "Sorry about your band." for my birthday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Si hablas español...

If you loathe sarcasm.

If you love honey mustard, sweet hot mustard, spicy brown mustard, or just mustard in general.

If your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.