Everything is awesome.
I was raised by wolves in the jungle, alongside Mowgli. He's a great dude, but not a great role model.
I can quote every genie line from Aladdin and old commercial jingles. (Chevy, Juicy Fruit, The old Coca-Cola theme, etc.)
I'm a Wario. Imma gonna weeeeeeen.
I once put 100 coffee stirrers in my hair. You really couldn't see them unless you closely examined my scalp.