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35 Swansea, Ontario, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 4
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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I make inappropriate jokes, be warned. I'm not into accumulating stuff. Not into fancy cars and jewelry. I enjoy the company of people and building relationships not building an empire. Im impressed by intelligence, honesty and downright silliness. I like sharing my ideas about the universe, and the human condition and making discoveries about all sorts of things. I hope to meet someone who shares my enthusiasm for creativity. I love to draw and create strange and beautiful characters. I love my violin, and guitar, even though they sometimes hate me because I don't play them all that well. I'm looking for a partner that I can feel absolutely comfortable being myself around.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reminding myself that I'm alive and that it's not over till I'm 6 feet under ground.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing funny voices and making fun of myself, creating hilarious and out there scenarios.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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authors: Kurt Vonnegut, John Irving Ann Rice. Shows: Mad Men, Dexter, Murdoch Mysteries, regular show, venture bros. Ugly Americans, adventure time, super jail, Bobs burgers, anything BBC, Simpsons, Archer, Frisky Dingo, Harvey Birdman, Squidbillies, Invader Zim, Batman the animated series, JLU. Movies:Event Horizon, All the Batman movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, B-Monkey, Shallow Grave, Velvet Goldmine, Blues Brothers, Spaceballs, Lord of the Rings, Legends, Labyrinth, Neverending Story, Apollo 13, Goodfellas, 300, I can go on but I'll stop right there for now. Food: Italian, Thai, Ethiopian, Indian.Music: oldies, Indie,rockabilly, electronic, disco, hip hop, folk, classical, and some jazz, wonder what would happen if you fused all that together............MAGIC!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and the human brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hang out with friends or go home and cook up a storm sit on the couch and watch Harvey Birdman, or Batman, or Justice League. I love my superheroes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a chameleon.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to have a great laugh :) No seriously bring a diaper accidents have been known to happen when hanging with me.