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afungusamongus

30 M Paradise Valley, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I won't lie, I'm fairly unrepentantly nerdy. I play video games. I read (and write) fantasy books. I like movies with a lot of action. I'm definitely artistic, I thoroughly enjoy the outdoors and I have a stable career, but I'm not the type to mask what I like.

I'm looking for people who are fond of the same things I am: books, movies, wine, physical activity, conversation and dogs. I can get along with just about anyone who isn't, you know, horrifying.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an author, actually. Not a self-published one, either! I'm published in a few different countries with a few different houses and I quite like it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I wordsmith like the dickens. My eloquence will elevate and my diction drives the peoples wild.

I make a mean dish of curry. Seriously, yo. I don't mean it's just tasty, I mean it is straight-up MEAN. It will slap you and insinuate that you can't pull those jorts off (and it's right, no one looks good in jorts).

I'm really good with puns. I still think puns are the highest form of humor, since they elicit the strongest emotional response (mostly anger, but still!)

Above all, though, I'm very, very good at making people laugh, in spite of (or perhaps because of) my love of puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Possibly my being 6'4". Or my hair (it's pretty fantastic).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think my favorite book of all time is SHOGUN by James Clavell (tough choice, though, I've been reading for a long, long time).

I'm dearly fond of THE FIRST LAW, THE LIES OF LOCKE LAMORA, A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE, THE GATES OF FIRE, JOHN DIES AT THE END and THIS BOOK IS FULL OF SPIDERS.

I've been reading a lot of YA lately, as well. VESSEL is a favorite. THE HUNGER GAMES was amazing. AMAZING. Don't talk to me about the sequels, though. Just don't. I'm not ready to admit they exist.

Past that, there are way too many to recount. I've developed a thing for North Korean biographies lately, though (NOTHING TO ENVY by Barbara Demick comes highly recommended).

I tend to rotate out my favorite movies, but right now I think I'm really in love with SHUTTER.

I'm a big fan of rap and hip hop. Lupe Fiasco is definitely a favorite artist of mine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, definitely. Probably wine as a close second. Oxygen, I think, would probably be necessary, as well as water. Past that, I'd say car and computer bring up the rear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh man. I don't know if I should answer this. I mean, I do the typical worries: future, career, that sort of thing. But sometimes, I spend a lot of time wondering about completely inane garbage, like exactly how I would plan to survive a hippopotamus attack (they say climb a tree, but I have my doubts about that).

I stop shy of telling people this. Or I did, anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out, if I'm not working. I'm generally in a wine bar or carousing downtown. I still enjoy going out without being completely ham-handedly drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once designed, mixed and consumed an alcoholic beverage I dubbed "the Sparklepony."

It changed lives.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Honestly? If you have something going on.

Also, if you have more in your profile than "loving life and love to laugh." I'm totally pumped that you like to do that, but it doesn't seem to lead to a lot of good conversation.