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28 M Detroit, MI

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  • Ages 18–40
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:32am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a grizzled veteran of the Detroit punk and hardcore scene. I'm an anarchist. I'm working class. I'm vegan. I listen to hardcore, punk, and hip hop, i also love 60s soul and 60s ska/reggae. I love stage dives and high fives.
What I’m doing with my life
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Bartending at the Garden Bowl. Considering an eventual move to Grand Rapids; the promised land of craft beer, vegan friendly restaurants, and gritty Midwestern pop punk.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking vegan food. Being an asshole. Stage dives and high fives.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My body... When it comes crashing down on them while stage diving.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anarchist Lit,, documentaries, don't watch much TV (I don't actually have cable at my house, everything I watch is on Netflix or streamed on my computer), punk, vegan.

I don't really read books nearly as much as I should/used to.

I love cooking vegan food, ask me about it.

I have a vast and eclectic taste in music, but my true love is punk and most of its various subsets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Craft beer
Stroh's and PBR
My turntables and vinyl collection,
Chocolate almond milk
"The core"
Stage dives and high fives
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I shouldn't be so cynical. Eventually moving to Grand Rapids. How punk saved/ruined my life. How I should do yoga more often. My trip to Gainesville for Fest at the end of October.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing more of my dude friends weren't in relationships. Wishing I was doing vocals in a Jade Tree style hardcore band (like Kid Dynamite, Lifetime, Paint It Black, Strike Anywhere).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'd go gay for 2/3 of the Lawrence Arms, sorry Neil.
You should message me if
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You're cute. Oh... and if you like bikes or vegan food.

Your're a positive person, or if you're at least positive enough to offset my cynicism. When you're in a shitty mode I'll do my best to stay posi.

If you happen to look like or be Brendan Kelly.

You love quoting The Big Lebowski.

You're interested in spending a (b)romantic summer on my porch drinking Strohs and listening to Springsteen, the Specials, the Smiths, and Slayer. (Also if you won't be embarrassed that I'll be wearing sleeveless shirts whenever possible)