Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where to start where to start .i have a very short attention span
that's usually occupied by the thought of what I'm gonna eat next
or something shiny and or bouncy :/ .i have way too much energy and
if you can't deal with a witty ,twisted sense if humor with a side
of pancakes and sarcasm then u shouldn't message me .i fill my day
with positive people and a lot of friends that are just as weird
and unique as myself :)! That being said ,I'm responsible when it's
necessary . art is my passion and I love anything that allows my
imagination and I to run spastically wild .creativity is
intelligence having fun ! I'd love to me an artistic woman :)!!!am
very active and fitness is a huge part of my life and would love to
meet someone with the same lifestyle.some people need to rereadthe
definition of the word athletic :( you know who u are ...yep u.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i am currently employed as a chimpanzee wrangler at a gym
(aka)personal trainer at golds gym and am in the process of trying
to start a career in the st petersburg sheriffs department.and no I
don't care if u do drugs . Just sayin I can speed and run red
lights an u can't ;p
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
my art is my passion .particularly fine arts.but i love anything
that i can get creative with.im awesme at cookin but apparently not
spelling:( I'm good at embarrassing myself and making fun of myself
as well and will not hesitate to bring u down with me .I train and
compete in grappling/brazilian jiu-jitsu and love boxing and a huge
fan of MMA and the bad girls club!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the first thing people notice about me are usually my tattoos.no i
dont regret them and yes they did hurt.i designed them myself and
they all do have a meaning to me but i keep that to myself.maybe
when we talk ill fill you in on their back stories.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
im not much of a reader.have u opened a book before ?!?! There are
way to many words in there for my attention span .i started to read
Harry potter once and realized in disappointment that it wasn't
Clifford the big red dog .but definately a big movie
buff.especially horror movies.my favorite shows are dexter, walking
dead, american horror story,nip tuck and lost.as for music ,being
an artist i am very open to all styles of music but
country....sorry ive given it soo many chances and just cant get
into it .as for favorite foods.my food your food ,im gonna eat
it.im definately not picky at all.I used to be a fat boy and i
still am one at heart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
six things i could never do without are music
,fitness,art,sex,food,caffeine.not particullarly in that order
though.once you get to know me youll find out really fast wich ones
are far more important than others too me.lol.not trying to be
gross.just being completely honest and i expect that back.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music,fitness and food...lotsa food!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i could be downtown at the clubs or very content with my partner on
the couch with a bottle of wine, chinese and a good horror flick.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your not boring ,straight edge ,creepy and overly religious
(unless u worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster ) then we can be
friends ! If you can't take a sick joke or wit . Fuck it !...throw
sarcasm in there as we'll also please don't message me if all u
have up is a pic of ur eye ,a tattoo or something other than itself
or if ur bit confident and comfortable with ur body .(aka) hiding
ur figure in pics . Just be comfortable with who u are . You're all
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