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agday

39 M Knoxville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I know what you're thinking: "Isn't that the guy we saw up at Jellico in that van? Doing that bad thing? Shouldn't we contact the health inspector?"
Well, I get that a lot and, I'm here to tell you, that wasn't me, just some handsome degenerate.
I'm actually a very nice, well-groomed boy with a respectable credit rating and I've never even owned a van anyway.
I'm now at a stage of my life where long-sleeved shirts have become necessary for professional reasons (I hesitate to mention this "on line" as they say, but I think honesty to complete and utter strangers is very important).
I'm functionally ambidextrous and I don't much like sweets. Remember this, because I may quiz you later.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm slashing prices all over the store- you're not gonna believe the savings!
I’m really good at
I clean my ears fastidiously. They're so clean you could eat off of them.

But not on a first date. I have to draw the line somewhere, missy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sometimes they notice the thing on my back. Sometimes they don't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is very complicated. I don't want to rush things.

Let's just say this for now: if you have viral hepatitis and you read Nicholas Sparks...books, or watch ''Dancing with America's Next Top New Jersey Ice-Road Chef,'' I'd rather hear about the hepatitis.

Does that make me a snob? Hardly. I'm just concerned about your health.
The six things I could never do without
Pants. Six pairs of pants.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wandering the streets like a Jim Thompson protagonist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm very, very physically strong.

I can actually open a can of beans with my butt muscles. But don't ask me to demonstrate. I don't like to waste food.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're NOT one of those women who gets me into situations where I end up having to wash soup out of my hair. I mean come on, enough.