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39 M Knoxville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:21am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Graduated from Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know what you're thinking: "Isn't that the guy we saw up at Jellico in that van? Doing that bad thing? Shouldn't we contact the health inspector?"
Well, I get that a lot and, I'm here to tell you, that wasn't me, just some handsome degenerate.
I'm actually a very nice, well-groomed boy with a respectable credit rating and I've never even owned a van anyway.
I'm now at a stage of my life where long-sleeved shirts have become necessary for professional reasons (I hesitate to mention this "on line" as they say, but I think honesty to complete and utter strangers is very important).
I'm functionally ambidextrous and I don't much like sweets. Remember this, because I may quiz you later.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm slashing prices all over the store- you're not gonna believe the savings!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I clean my ears fastidiously. They're so clean you could eat off of them.

But not on a first date. I have to draw the line somewhere, missy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes they notice the thing on my back. Sometimes they don't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is very complicated. I don't want to rush things.

Let's just say this for now: if you have viral hepatitis and you read Nicholas Sparks...books, or watch ''Dancing with America's Next Top New Jersey Ice-Road Chef,'' I'd rather hear about the hepatitis.

Does that make me a snob? Hardly. I'm just concerned about your health.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pants. Six pairs of pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That small man who hurt me. Please don't be him.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wandering the streets like a Jim Thompson protagonist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very, very physically strong.

I can actually open a can of beans with my butt muscles. But don't ask me to demonstrate. I don't like to waste food.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're NOT one of those women who gets me into situations where I end up having to wash soup out of my hair. I mean come on, enough.