Well, I get that a lot and, I'm here to tell you, that wasn't me, just some handsome degenerate.
I'm actually a very nice, well-groomed boy with a respectable credit rating and I've never even owned a van anyway.
I'm now at a stage of my life where long-sleeved shirts have become necessary for professional reasons (I hesitate to mention this "on line" as they say, but I think honesty to complete and utter strangers is very important).
I'm functionally ambidextrous and I don't much like sweets. Remember this, because I may quiz you later.