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age_of_worry

27 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 19
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
FEMMES ONLY PLEASE!

Name's Sarah.

When I eat gummy bears, I always begin by biting the head off the first one as a message to the rest.

My compliments to the people at Folgers for nailing the rich, aromatic tang of rain-soaked cardboard.

I'm really angry at Adele's ex for breaking her heart. He's the reason we've been subjected to her whiney fucking music.

Whenever I'm running on a treadmill behind a girl on a treadmill I feel like I'm chasing her. Creepy.

The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal.

"Damn look at that ass!" - me, always, every day, several times per day, way too much.

I put a dollar in a girl's valentine in fourth grade. We'd be happily married today if she hadn't been such a cunt about it.

I used to work as a post-production assistant on "Hell's Kitchen", Season 5. Here's some uncensored goodness from that season.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddCLMq0Wt3E

Favorite part of that video starts at 29 seconds: "Don't fucking dare start getting fucking pissy with me. Is that clear? Good. Now, just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" -Gordon Ramsay. Lol! I love Gordon! In case you're wondering, he's a complete gentleman outside the kitchen. He woo'ed me off my feet when I first met him. :)
What I’m doing with my life
MBA student.

Working at E! (the tv network) as a junior accountant.
I’m really good at
I'm good at hunting down one-eyed vampire cats. Luckily, there's only one in existence, and he's trapped in my house. When I'm not hunting him down, the mouse ninjas are.
The first things people usually notice about me
I curse. A lot. Working with Chef Gordon Ramsay will do that to ya.
The six things I could never do without
Music.
Gaming.
Colors.
Companionship.
Bacon.
Warm beds in ice-cold rooms.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ladies, I have a booty fetish. And a foot fetish... sigh. Lol. Just sayin'. Don't hate meeee.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're interested in being my partner in crime. I figure we could start small and then work our way up to a bank robbery or maybe a nice ponzi scheme. If that doesn't work out I'm willing to settle for jaywalking.

You'll send me nudes. Jk, sorta, maybe.