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agent_squeaks
19 / F / bisexual / Single
Morgantown, West Virginia
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Brilliant Profile
Just a lot of fun to read, it feels honest--and although I initially misread "pens" (whoops!) very sweet. read more
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 1" (1.54m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Taurus and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English, Latin (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am romantic, awesome, and dorky.
My Self-Summary
I guess the best way to describe me would be "stulta miselle"- a
lovesick fool, to borrow a phrase from Catullus. Or, if you prefer
a more succinct summary: I am frequently sarcastic, funny,
filthy-minded, genuine, open, warm, affectionate, caring, romantic,
and loyal.
Also, I break out into song lyrics randomly. Oh and occasionally these song lyrics are in Latin [no, not Carmina Burana].
And I like baking. Especially muffins [I have a chocolate chocolate chip cinnamon recipe that is fantastic].
And I've gotten into gardening over the summer-thanks to a tomato plant.
And I wish on nearly everything [11:11, first stars, shooting stars, airplane lights that don't move, airplane lights that do move, et cetera].
And I love thunderstorms-nothing better than curling up with a warm blanket and a good book as the thunder rolls.
Also I'm @WVU, so you know, I'm very much up for an LDR [and a visit. Possibly bringing cookies]. :)
Also, I break out into song lyrics randomly. Oh and occasionally these song lyrics are in Latin [no, not Carmina Burana].
And I like baking. Especially muffins [I have a chocolate chocolate chip cinnamon recipe that is fantastic].
And I've gotten into gardening over the summer-thanks to a tomato plant.
And I wish on nearly everything [11:11, first stars, shooting stars, airplane lights that don't move, airplane lights that do move, et cetera].
And I love thunderstorms-nothing better than curling up with a warm blanket and a good book as the thunder rolls.
Also I'm @WVU, so you know, I'm very much up for an LDR [and a visit. Possibly bringing cookies]. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Survived freshman year! Now this past summer has been doing its
damndest to try and kill me. But I shall prevail!
Survived summer [and what a summer it was]. Now for sophomore year.
Survived summer [and what a summer it was]. Now for sophomore year.
I’m really good at
writing, reading, occasionally reading people, coming up with
[usually filthy] quips at any given time, trivia games
The first things people usually notice about me
hair, eyes, my dirty sense of humour, the 20 or 30 pens I pull out
of my pocket, the ten or so pens I pull out of my backpack, the
fact that I'm fluent in Latin-and will show that off
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books-
American Gods, Good Omens, The Book of Lists, Almost Like Being in Love, anything by John Douglas, Rainbow Trilogy, His Majesty's Dragon, Black Powder War, Throne of Jade, Empire of Ivory, Looking For It, The Front-Runner, Forensics for Dummies, Serial Killers A-Z, The Serial Killer Files, *House* of Leaves, Smoke & Mirrors, Melusine, The Virtu, Flying On Phoenix, Scream With Me, Braniac, Freshman, the Barry Trotter series, Ulysses, The Aeneid, Catullus' poetry, Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie, David Sedaris, Annie On My Mind, Keeping You A Secret, Giovanni's Room, Stone Butch Blues, The Bisexual's Guide to the Universe, Word Nerd, Blame Canada, The Mirador, Corambis, Four and Twenty Blackbirds, Wings to the Kingdom, Not Flesh nor Feathers, In Cold Blood, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time, Fanny Hill, Giovanni's Room, World War Z, anything by Bill Bryson, The Truth About Forever, This Lullaby, The Lovely Bones, My Big Fat Queer Life: The Best of Michael Thomas Ford, Mysteries of Pittsburgh
Movies-
Murder By Numbers]], The Fox and the Hound, Cowboys & Angels, The Hitcher, Brokeback Mountain, Little Miss Sunshine, The Simpsons Movie, Velvet Goldmine, Secretary, Scamper The Penguin, Vuk, Newsies, Dazed And Confused, Spring Awakening, In The Heights, Rent, Trick, Paris Is Burning, My Own Private Idaho, Fabulous! The Story of Queer Cinema, But I'm A Cheerleader, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Different For Girls, Elephant
Music-
Dashboard Confessional, Warren Zevon, Billy Joel, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, AFI, Better Than Ezra, Cartel, Cherry Monroe, Taking Back Sunday, Rufus Wainwright, Alkaline Trio, Spitalfield, My Chemical Romance, Queen, The Cure, Green Day, Clay Aiken, Placebo, +44, Vampire Weekend, Article A, The Dresden Dolls, Gin Blossoms, Ani DiFranco, We The Kings, Ludo, Matt Nathanson, Wham!, Secondhand Serenade
Food- steak, pasta, potatoes, chocolate, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups not in any particular order though I do adore grilled Portobello mushrooms.
American Gods, Good Omens, The Book of Lists, Almost Like Being in Love, anything by John Douglas, Rainbow Trilogy, His Majesty's Dragon, Black Powder War, Throne of Jade, Empire of Ivory, Looking For It, The Front-Runner, Forensics for Dummies, Serial Killers A-Z, The Serial Killer Files, *House* of Leaves, Smoke & Mirrors, Melusine, The Virtu, Flying On Phoenix, Scream With Me, Braniac, Freshman, the Barry Trotter series, Ulysses, The Aeneid, Catullus' poetry, Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie, David Sedaris, Annie On My Mind, Keeping You A Secret, Giovanni's Room, Stone Butch Blues, The Bisexual's Guide to the Universe, Word Nerd, Blame Canada, The Mirador, Corambis, Four and Twenty Blackbirds, Wings to the Kingdom, Not Flesh nor Feathers, In Cold Blood, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time, Fanny Hill, Giovanni's Room, World War Z, anything by Bill Bryson, The Truth About Forever, This Lullaby, The Lovely Bones, My Big Fat Queer Life: The Best of Michael Thomas Ford, Mysteries of Pittsburgh
Movies-
Murder By Numbers]], The Fox and the Hound, Cowboys & Angels, The Hitcher, Brokeback Mountain, Little Miss Sunshine, The Simpsons Movie, Velvet Goldmine, Secretary, Scamper The Penguin, Vuk, Newsies, Dazed And Confused, Spring Awakening, In The Heights, Rent, Trick, Paris Is Burning, My Own Private Idaho, Fabulous! The Story of Queer Cinema, But I'm A Cheerleader, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Different For Girls, Elephant
Music-
Dashboard Confessional, Warren Zevon, Billy Joel, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, AFI, Better Than Ezra, Cartel, Cherry Monroe, Taking Back Sunday, Rufus Wainwright, Alkaline Trio, Spitalfield, My Chemical Romance, Queen, The Cure, Green Day, Clay Aiken, Placebo, +44, Vampire Weekend, Article A, The Dresden Dolls, Gin Blossoms, Ani DiFranco, We The Kings, Ludo, Matt Nathanson, Wham!, Secondhand Serenade
Food- steak, pasta, potatoes, chocolate, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups not in any particular order though I do adore grilled Portobello mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
my friends, the
Internet, good
books, The
Sims, rats,
WoW, affection
[physical or verbal], music, [six is an unlucky number. :p]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
people, my novel's world, roleplaying things in my head, rats, ways
I can mess around in The Sims, WoW, my Scrubs-like scenarios,
translating my thoughts into Latin, translating my thoughts from
Latin, trying to figure out where those lyrics comes from, you ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
inside, staying up late, watching TV, hanging out online, and
writing.
Mostly killing beasties in WoW [Zarian@Chromaggus- belf hunter].
(Now, Thursdays, on the other hand, I am out with friends [admittedly we are usually eating or playing video games but still]. Or bowling.)
Mostly killing beasties in WoW [Zarian@Chromaggus- belf hunter].
(Now, Thursdays, on the other hand, I am out with friends [admittedly we are usually eating or playing video games but still]. Or bowling.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I give a fuck about the Oxford comma. Also, yes that's a collar I'm
wearing in my profile picture. ;)
Also I kinda crave being held-I can settle for cuddled though-just as long as there's someone's arms around me.
And yes, I'm actually fluent in Latin. Certe, sine dubio!
And I'm a sub-but I'm willing not to have kink in a relationship, if need be.
I'm…awesome?
Also I kinda crave being held-I can settle for cuddled though-just as long as there's someone's arms around me.
And yes, I'm actually fluent in Latin. Certe, sine dubio!
And I'm a sub-but I'm willing not to have kink in a relationship, if need be.
I'm…awesome?
Now in Latin
Sum…radicita? Sic.
You should message me if
a) you think I look decently attractive
b) you want to get to know me better
c) 42
Pick an answer [or all three].
Bonus!
d) If you can translate the Latin used in the above paragraph.
And *don't* message me if you think bisexuals are greedy confused whores or are biphobic. Thank you and good day.
b) you want to get to know me better
c) 42
Pick an answer [or all three].
Bonus!
d) If you can translate the Latin used in the above paragraph.
And *don't* message me if you think bisexuals are greedy confused whores or are biphobic. Thank you and good day.
