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agentclarke001

32 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18, 2009
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Law
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where to begin? When you're as private a person as I am, it's rather difficult to try and write much about who you are. I guess you can say that I'm unique. I mean, we all are in our own ways, but I like to believe that I'm one of the more 'unique' people you may ever meet. Don't believe me? Only one way to prove it. I love using metaphors, almost as much as A-1 sauce, which I do love as well. I'm a literal movie encyclopedia, so movie buffs are a definite plus! I am a homebody, and though I do like to go out every so often, I find that I'm most content at my apartment, curled up on the couch, watching a movie. I tend to be witty and sarcastic, but it's all good-natured, though an extremely laid-back persona is required. I'm very easy to get along with, and almost impossible to offend. I'm fairly open about who I'd like to meet, because I honestly don't know who all is out there.

I am guarded, enigmatic, and cynical
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live alone, pursuing my occupation in law enforcement. It's very fulfilling, and I couldn't imagine doing anything elee. Several years ago, I discovered a penchant for writing, so I like to do that in my spare time. Also, I lead a double life as a super hero.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
electronics, English, history, wrestling, martial arts, writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It seems to be a toss-up between my eyes or my lips. But, I'm also not entirely sure. I'd like to think that my character gets noticed rather quickly; I think, more than anything, I'm interesting. Mind you, I'm the first to admit I'm no saint, but I think I have more defined sense of good and evil than others. As you may notice, I also tend to be very unique or odd in my personality, which I like, but it rubs some the wrong way. Of course, most of those it rubs the wrong way tend to be sadists, which aren't too much fun to hang out with. Who wants a safe word just to go to the movies?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: MacBeth, Icewind Dale, La Vita Nuova, Runaway Jury, The Divine Comedy

Music: Matchbox Twenty, Anggun, Scorpions, Buckcherry, Pearl Jam, Live, Bush, Three Doors Down, Evanescence, Linkin Park

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Count of Monte Cristo, James Bond, Equilibrium, Pink Panther, Super Troopers, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Die Hard, Training Day, Willow, The Bourne trilogy, Star Trek, The Phantom of the Opera, Mannequin, Role Models, The Protector, Iron Monkey

Food: Steak, french fries, pizza, Wor su gai, mozzerella sticks, potato skins, iced tea, pumpkin pie

TV: House, The Mentalist, Star Trek: Voyager, Fringe, Hell's Kitchen, Burn Notice, 24, Eleventh Hour, Prison Break, Ugly Betty, Robot Chicken, South Park, Kitchen Nightmares, Criminal Minds, WWE Raw, Family Guy and American Dad
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - Reruns of House 2 - DVR 3 - Laundry Detergent 4 - Movies 5 - Video Games 6 - Iced tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a very complex, almost 'odd' way of thinking, and I tend to think just about everything about everything. This small space isn't adequate or appropriate to convey such musings, but if you're curious, I'm more than happy to share them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More than likely at home. I'm a homebody, I honestly don't like going out all the time. Once in a while, certainly, especially if there's a new movie coming out I want to see. If you have to go out all the time because things aren't interesting, then you aren't with someone interesting enough.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a very private person, and I will be the first to admit that getting to know me intricately requires patience as I don't take that privacy down for everybody.
You should message me if
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You think it would be cool to hang out with Dr. Gregory House, only without the drug addiction, limp or medical degree.