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30 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 7
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi! I'm Heath. I'm cold and difficult to get along with. I HATE laughter, especially from small babies. I cannot stand to travel because of the way foreigners smell. Food makes me ill, and I hate going outdoors. Blech! Loud noises frighten me. I'm originally from the East Coast, but I've been relocated to the Pacific Northwest and my lawyer advises me not to say why. Direct sunlight annoys me, but that doesn't mean I'm a fan of the moon either. I'm not. I have been subjected to a moderate level of education by those fascist pig-dogs, the Americans.
What I’m doing with my life
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To live is to fly.
I’m really good at
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Perambulation, ogling, scheming, subversion, writing, dispelling misconceptions, misspelling deceptions, making a campfire, tying myself in logical knots, using chopsticks, blimpin', parallel parking, keeping a secret, puns, banjo, sarcasm, penmanship, growing a mustache, aggressive driving
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like books! Moby Dick, 100 Years of Solitude, The Age of Wonder, A Confederacy of Dunces, On the Genealogy of Morality, The Power Broker, Camera Lucida, Coming Into the Country, The Ongoing Moment, Homage to Catalonia, The Giving Tree, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, 1984, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, and many more.

Movies: Vertigo, Rear Window, Dr. Strangelove, Happiness, Contact, The Triplets of Belleville, City of God, Network, The Princess Bride, American Movie, My Winnipeg, Echoes of America, We Live in Public

Shows: I mostly just listen to the radio (or podcasts): This American Life, Radiolab, Planet Money, KEXP Sunday Blues show

Music: I'm open to anything good. Introduce me to awesome music I haven't heard yet and win my heart. The musicians I've been listening to recently are, in no particular order: Flatt & Scruggs, Jimi Hendrix, Dr. Dre, Louis Armstrong, Jerry Reed, Busta Rhymes, Townes Van Zandt, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Taj Mahal, John Hartford, New Grass Revival, Gillian Welch, Dead Prez, Doc Watson, Waylon Jennings, Seldom Scene, The Temptations, Dolly Parton, and the list goes on and on.

Food: Cheese is my love and my vice, my temptress and my panacea. I'm a sucker for home-cooking, and I'm learning to cook new things all the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good music
avocado on toast w/ butter, salt and fresh-squeezed lemon (yes, this counts as one thing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
more smart-ass responses for these essays.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
devastatingly handsome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a very shallow belly-button.
You should message me if
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you're like the moonlight dancing on the snow.

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