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ageologist

59 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

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Jul 24
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My self-summary
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OK, you superficial women, since you are going to judge me mostly based upon my looks, I won't give you the chance ! Any self summary would seem self serving to you, and since you are not interested anyway, why bother? Just a reminder: dearly held political opinions, synthetic morals, and a VERY immature belief in "a soulmate" or "prince charming", or "chemistry" Will NOT keep you warm at night or comfort you in times of need ! If you keep looking on this basis, you will not find anyone, because love is based on practicality. Cynical ? FINE! Want me to believe in love? Show me what there is to believe in. Want chemistry ? Show me what that is. Love will not be served up to you on a silver platter nor tailored to your specifications. I am well worth knowing, do not want your money, and am learned and mature. I am also SICK of posers and wannabes who say "Well I haven't exactly read that..." or "I approach that from a more intuitive perspective...". NO. If you are going to have a discussion with me AT LEAST KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ! "I don't know" is an acceptable answer and at least it shows you are not faking.
What I’m doing with my life
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What do you care? I am gainfully invested and will not ask you for money or other stuff. I doubt that your interests include mine and I will not ask you to give them up nor will I interfere with them. If you really care about my accomplishments and what I'm doing with my life, as opposed to simply asking me about them out of courtesy and pretending to be interested, we can talk about them. I assure you, I am not doing anything noble or world-shaking like curing cancer or bringing peace to the middle east. I am simply living, day to day, and it would be lot more pleasant if I had a companion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Again, what do you care? I am sure you care more about what YOU are good at and can represent to a man to attract him to you. I am good at enough things that if I ever get by the walls that you women throw up, you tend not to be disappointed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am not good looking. If looks mean anything to you, then go away you superficial, shallow person ! I have enough positive traits to more than make up for this, but you are probably too narrow minded to see beyond looks. Want to notice something about me? Take a chance and meet me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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You probably haven't read them, seen them, or heard it. What do you care what I eat? Vegetarianism will not keep you warm, etc., etc., and you do not have the right to push your diet beliefs on me or look down on me for mine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, I suppose the romantic thing to say here would be "You!" But again, if our things are not similar, what do you care? and if they are, you already know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I should have filled out this profile. Well... not a lot of time, but whatever it took to fill this out. My first profile was sweet and to the point. This does not seem to have worked. So fuck it. I'm tired and don't see the point in trying to impress you any more. No matter what I say, it doesn't seem mean anything to you. Why do you spend more time trying to find out why you DON"T like someone than why you do ???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching TV or masturbating. Would you have been more comfortable with a cutsie, sweet answer? Would you rather I lie to you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am fucking SICK of trying my damndest to appear attractive to you women when you should be thanking your stars that I'm interested in meeting you at all. If you are looking at this profile, you are probably in your late forties / early fifties and have at least one failed marriage under your belt, or have some other shortcoming that makes it so you cannot meet men normally. I have been up front and honest about my shortcomings; shouldn't you be honest with yourself about yours? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FIND THE PERFECT MAN ON THIS OR ANY OTHER SITE ! HOWEVER... It just MAY be that I'm the best you can do in the time you have left ! Depressing? Sorry! Would you rather I lie to You? Wouldn't you really rather have a man who WON'T lie to you and that you will always know where you stand with?
You should message me if
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You are looking for someone in whom looks are not important, someone who will not cheat on you or lie to you, someone you will always know where you stand with, someone who will not ask you for money, possibly someone who can take care of you if you make it worth my effort. If you are looking for prince charming or your soulmate, or chemistry, or any undefinable, immature, nebulous thing that makes it so you will never have to face reality and can lounge in an illusion of love for the rest of your life, you do not want me. WARNING : doing so may result in coming to the end of your life and realizing that it WAS all an illusion and all your idealistic crap only kept you from meeting someone you could have been comfortable and semi-happy with for a while !