Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OK, you superficial women, since you are going to judge me mostly
based upon my looks, I won't give you the chance ! Any self summary
would seem self serving to you, and since you are not interested
anyway, why bother? Just a reminder: dearly held political
opinions, synthetic morals, and a VERY immature belief in "a
soulmate" or "prince charming", or "chemistry" Will NOT keep you
warm at night or comfort you in times of need ! If you keep looking
on this basis, you will not find anyone, because love is based on
practicality. Cynical ? FINE! Want me to believe in love? Show me
what there is to believe in. Want chemistry ? Show me what that is.
Love will not be served up to you on a silver platter nor tailored
to your specifications. I am well worth knowing, do not want your
money, and am learned and mature. I am also SICK of posers and
wannabes who say "Well I haven't exactly read that..." or "I
approach that from a more intuitive perspective...". NO. If you are
going to have a discussion with me AT LEAST KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
TALKING ABOUT ! "I don't know" is an acceptable answer and at least
it shows you are not faking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What do you care? I am gainfully invested and will not ask you for
money or other stuff. I doubt that your interests include mine and
I will not ask you to give them up nor will I interfere with them.
If you really care about my accomplishments and what I'm doing with
my life, as opposed to simply asking me about them out of courtesy
and pretending to be interested, we can talk about them. I assure
you, I am not doing anything noble or world-shaking like curing
cancer or bringing peace to the middle east. I am simply living,
day to day, and it would be lot more pleasant if I had a companion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Again, what do you care? I am sure you care more about what YOU are
good at and can represent to a man to attract him to you. I am good
at enough things that if I ever get by the walls that you women
throw up, you tend not to be disappointed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not good looking. If looks mean anything to you, then go away
you superficial, shallow person ! I have enough positive traits to
more than make up for this, but you are probably too narrow minded
to see beyond looks. Want to notice something about me? Take a
chance and meet me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You probably haven't read them, seen them, or heard it. What do you
care what I eat? Vegetarianism will not keep you warm, etc., etc.,
and you do not have the right to push your diet beliefs on me or
look down on me for mine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, I suppose the romantic thing to say here would be "You!" But
again, if our things are not similar, what do you care? and if they
are, you already know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I should have filled out this profile. Well... not a lot of
time, but whatever it took to fill this out. My first profile was
sweet and to the point. This does not seem to have worked. So fuck
it. I'm tired and don't see the point in trying to impress you any
more. No matter what I say, it doesn't seem mean anything to you.
Why do you spend more time trying to find out why you DON"T like
someone than why you do ???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching TV or masturbating. Would you have been more
comfortable with a cutsie, sweet answer? Would you rather I lie to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am fucking SICK of trying my damndest to appear attractive to you
women when you should be thanking your stars that I'm interested in
meeting you at all. If you are looking at this profile, you are
probably in your late forties / early fifties and have at least one
failed marriage under your belt, or have some other shortcoming
that makes it so you cannot meet men normally. I have been up front
and honest about my shortcomings; shouldn't you be honest with
yourself about yours? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FIND THE PERFECT MAN ON
THIS OR ANY OTHER SITE ! HOWEVER... It just MAY be that I'm the
best you can do in the time you have left ! Depressing? Sorry!
Would you rather I lie to You? Wouldn't you really rather have a
man who WON'T lie to you and that you will always know where you
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for someone in whom looks are not important,
someone who will not cheat on you or lie to you, someone you will
always know where you stand with, someone who will not ask you for
money, possibly someone who can take care of you if you make it
worth my effort. If you are looking for prince charming or your
soulmate, or chemistry, or any undefinable, immature, nebulous
thing that makes it so you will never have to face reality and can
lounge in an illusion of love for the rest of your life, you do not
want me. WARNING : doing so may result in coming to the end of your
life and realizing that it WAS all an illusion and all your
idealistic crap only kept you from meeting someone you could have
been comfortable and semi-happy with for a while !
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