Some things I believe:
Bacon makes everything better
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Monkeys make everything funnier
Steve Guttenberg is the best actor of his generation
Watching Bob Ross is my happy place
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic strip. Period.
Everybody needs a Thunder Buddy.
The only way to sail in the caribbean is on a tall ship using stars to navigate
Women who smile with their eyes light up rooms
A woman who smells great is intoxicating
I'm secretly a canadian. Well actually I'm a dual citizen. But it probably explains my politeness and need to say "eh" every now and then.
Sometimes I tend to make outlandish claims, like I invented the apostrophe.
I once had the opportunity to have Kareem Abdul Jabar autograph anything I wanted. I got him to sign my copy of "Airplane!" because that is how I roll. He laughed while doing it and now it is one of my most prized possessions.
I am a INFP on the Myers-Briggs test, which according to their website means that I am:
Idealistic, loyal to their values and to people who are important to them. Want an external life that is congruent with their values. Curious, quick to see possibilities, can be catalysts for implementing ideas. Seek to understand people and to help them fulfill their potential. Adaptable, flexible, and accepting unless a value is threatened.
That's actually a pretty good description of me. It also means I am different than 95% of the population which makes me kind of unique, right?