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aguynamedjason

29 Baltimore, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Spellbinding complexity. Deep, dark, and intense. Took that right off of a K-Cup because I thought it sounded good in a dating profile. Eh?

Anyway. I am Jason. Here is a jumble of things that summarize me: ENFP. Maryland native, Baltimore city transplant. Silly. Nerdy. Goatee-wearing. Strange electronic and pop music listener. Photographer. Eater of all cuisine. Social and outgoing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do IT nonsense for a living and it seems to be working out alright. I enjoy solving problems and playing with toys/tools/machines.

When I'm not at work I can be found:
Playing with my camera. (Mostly for fun, sometimes for money.)
Finding new neat places to be in Baltimore. And everywhere else in the area.
Enjoying my friends and the amazing alt-communities that occupy the area.
Finding new music, sometimes going to shows.

Napping sometimes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recalling facts hours after the relevant conversation. Making random dishes of food with the contents of my fridge. Driving with my knees. Beat boxing. tapping on things rhythmically. Recognizing songs after a second of audio. Throwing a party. Debugging code. Listening to friends. Whistling. Spinning fire without engulfing myself in flames.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh. My long hair, or my silly shirt. People tell me I have a silly smile too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Reading: Microserfs by Douglas Coupland, All of Douglas Adams' work, Good Omens by Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett, Stephan Pinker's books.

Watching: I <3 Huckabees, Wild Zero, Boondock Saints, Phantom Tollbooth, Spy Game, Shawn of The Dead, Wet Hot American Summer, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (old one), Snatch, Breaking Bad, Arrested Developpment

Hearing: I listen to a lot of Electronic music... IDM, Glitch, Industrial, Experimental.. whatever. I also listen to rock and "alternative". Recently I've been finding rap that is awesome. Favorites include Florence + The Machine, Ellen Alien, Royksopp, Eels, Fischerspooner, Apparat, Beck, Soul Couging/Mike Doughty, Gnarls Barkley, Assamblage 23, Younger Brother.
http://www.last.fm/user/SmarterMuffin

Eating: I really love all food. Favorites are sushi, steak, middle eastern, and Indian. Corn dogs are alright too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"water, food, air, existence, reality, timespace."
So for reals:
Friends, and frequent interaction with them.
A means to get around (geographically that is).
The interweb. It keeps me informed and employed.
Things that make me laugh. Which could be friends or interwebs.
Good music - which also comes from similar sources.
An open mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Language. My next meal. The theory and practice of sex. Statistics and its misuse. Plans for upcoming evenings/weekends. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends in some fashion. With [gin|whisky|beer]+
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think both Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga are badass.

I'll tell you more interesting things in person though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have have a really good (bad) joke to share with me.
-You want to play with cameras.
-You attempt to spell things.
-You enjoy Dan Savage and/or Richard Dawkins.
-Wes Anderson Makes you happy.

You probably shouldn't if:
-You do not enjoy using entire words.
-Your reality involves super-natural beings that make decisions regarding your life.
-You smoke on a daily basis. We can be friends totally though.
- You have a problem with "the gays", are pro life, or are generally conservative.

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