Hey guys, it’s Tim here. I was born in LA, went to the East Coast for college, then the Midwest for law school, and now I’m back where it all started.

I’m really tempted to pretend like I’m this person (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UvldlxwPJM), but she's way more awesome that me. Except maybe the Nine Inch Nails part and the white collar crime thing- those things we share in common.

But anyways, I’m fun-loving, quirky, have a big heart, and try to make myself a better person whenever I can. I love watching TV, reading, red wine, KCRW, watching sports, going to the gym, traveling, nights out in Weho, and much more, just ask!

I left my job as an attorney at a large law firm late last year, and started working at a large entertainment company early this year. It’s the difference between night and day! I’m having a blast at my new job, and I suddenly have so much more free time to spend with family, friends, and my dog (whose name is Beatrice Arthur).

Making babies smile, being charming with other people's parents and older women in general, completing a workout in minimal time while dripping in sweat, giving sound advice, making a room shake with my laughter, putting things in perspective and not worrying about stupid stuff.

But...isn't it more interesting to know what I'm really bad at? The list is small, but includes: having a pokerface, not sneezing around cats, remembering names at parties, working past 2pm on a Friday, parking the right distance from a curb (always seem to be too close or too far), and learning languages.

First, my ridiculously long eyelashes (Claire Danes, you and your Latisse have nothing on me). And if you’re funny, then you’ll notice my awesome laugh.

Books: I love Japanese fiction, especially Haruki Murakami and Yukio Mishima. Also love Joan Didion, John Steinbeck, and a million more. Currently reading and loving House of Sand and Fog!

Movies: Groundhog Day and When Harry Met Sally melt my heart. I love all Tarantino; the Kill Bills were my favorites! Looking forward to the Veronica Mars movie now that we've Kickstarted it into existence!

Shows: I love Homeland, Mindy Project, American Horror Story, So You Think You Can Dance, Friday Night Lights, Mad Men, Golden Girls, The Americans, Enlightened, every other episode of Girls, and many many others. And I just got introduced to the Professor Blastoff podcast, which I absolutely love!

Music: I have appreciation for all kinds of music: Frank Ocean, P!nk, Rihanna, Adele, kd lang, Tina Turner, Julieta Venegas, Faye Wong...and my new favorite band, Little Dragon. Oh, and Mozart’s Requiem devastates me every time I hear it.

Food: I’m a huge foodie! Current obsessions: Blueberry Cobbler Protein Shake from Bodyfactory, Spaghetti from Scarpetta, Salt and Pepper Chicken on Kale from Tender Greens, and anything from the Muscle Monster Meals food truck. If I'm cooking at home, it's most likely tofu or seitan (I hate dealing with meat!).

1. LA Dodgers
2. Michigan Wolverines
3. Gym time
4. Space heater at work (my office is freezing!)
5. My sweet dog, Beatrice Arthur
6. Downy Wrinkle Releaser (I haven't ironed in years...)

What's for lunch? What's for dinner? Is it time to leave work yet? Will the weather allow for a Sunday Funday this week? What the hell did Rihanna/Sia/some other difficult-to-understand-singer just say in that song? Why am I so lucky? Why am I surrounded by so many bad drivers? Where should I go for my next vacation? Do my coworkers realize I'm sleeping in my office whenever I close my door?

Can’t say that I ever have a “typical” Friday night, I’m up for anything! A nice dinner, club/barhopping, or curling up on the couch with my dog and catching up on my DVR.

I'm tough, and not afraid of much...but I have a fear of manis & pedis.

*you're a man of your word;
*you're looking to make a new friend, with the possibility of more, but with no expectations;
*you know how to handle an INFJ.