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aguynomorenoless

38 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am going to be honest because I don’t believe you can build a healthy relationship without being honest. Maybe you cannot but I cannot. I am 38 and single. Never been married. Me in a nutshell (anyone else think of Mike Myers when they hear that?)

Now for the long part that if you make it to the end you should drop a line though I would prefer several.

I am very egotistic at times but not in a bad way.
Which means this is really about me, just kidding of course.

I am a vegetarian.
Which means I don't eat meat duh.

I more liberal minded than not.
Which means I am not political but don't like it when I see people denied their rights.

I like to do things just to mess with people.
Which means I like to see people reactions because people always surprise you.

I like sex.
Which means I am like most guys do and if they tell you otherwise they are lying.

I like to watch stupid TV from time to time (like reality shows).
Which means currently only enjoying 2 Broke Girls, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, Hannibal, The Americans, Vikings (plus some random shows on Hulu like SPY, Misfits, Pramface).

I enjoy good movies and from time to time just entertaining ones.
Which means I will watch about anything once and enjoy most films but I am snobby about what I think is good.

I listen to NPR.
Which means I think I hear more of what is going on in the world than most, plus it has This American Life.

I am a Cubs, Bears, Bulls and UCLA Bruins fan.
Which means I grew up in Illinois, but went to college in California.

I am a UCLA graduate.
Which means my useless degree came from a world re-known research institution not a place of higher learning.

I am half Caucasian and half Dominich
Which means I look 'white' but can roll my R's very well and tan nicely when I get enough sun.

I cannot spell to save my life.
Which means if aliens every come down for the first every interstellar spelling bee I will be out to lunch.

I love my family though they do drive me nuts.
Which means I have a typical family.

I enjoy playing games (card, board and video) with family and friends.
Which means I'd be a geek yet my friends are spread across the states so we see each other twice a year.

I am a dork.
Which means I am a big goofball.

I don’t think I am a nerd though.
Which means I cannot take your computer apart and put it back together blindfolded.

I don’t go to the gym.
Which means I don't like it but I have very recently taken up running to stay fit.

I did cheat on a girlfriend (please cut me a little slack it was my first).
Which means I know it was wrong and I would never do that again.

I have hurt.
Which means I have done someone wrong.

I have been hurt (haven’t we all?).
Which means someone has done me wrong.

I love children.
Which means I attempt to take the time to relate to them (and usually they like me).

I tend to ramble on.
Which means this would have been way shorter if I didn't.

I love to tell stories that I forget what they are about or what is the point.
Which means I tell the story treeing a bear while biking. Oh I love biking. What as I talking about?

I think that I am witty and have a comeback or smart-ass comment for almost anything.
Which means I often will attempt to have a comeback or comment for almost anything.

I have 2.5 younger sisters.
Which means I have 1 full and 3 halves.

I have been out of the country a few times.
Which means I have the passports to prove it.

I have mostly lived in IL, CA and IN in that order.
Which means I would love to end up back somewhere warm.

I think communication is king.
Which means I will ask what is wrong and be annoy if you say nothing when it is something.

I do have a female best friend that lives in CA.
Which means I only talk to her maybe once a month but they are great talks.

I have no pets, but am a cat person first.
Which means I like cats but don't have one...hmmm probably means more than that.

I am mentally cracked but not broken.
Which means I will understand that you are not perfect but I am not able to help if you need fixing.

I believe in love.
Which means I am a hopeless romantic that still dreams of finding 'her.'

I believe we are neither in the best of times nor the worse.
Which means I think the world will continue after I am gone just as it existed before I was here.

I believe that everyone should know some history of the place you come from.
Which means I like to learn and believe everyone show know at least that much about the world.

I don’t do drugs and don’t smoke.
Which means they are not something I am into.

I have been known to drink.
Which means I drink socially but haven't gotten wasted in years.

I know money cannot buy you happiness, but it helps to pay the bills.
Which means I will need some so I don’t have to work forever.

It has been said that I am hard-working, smart, stubborn, hard-headed, too PC, sexy (never understood that one), funny, kind, caring, patient, selfish, crazy, too passionate, too structured, too lenient, a good potential father, an awful brother/uncle, forgetful, goofy, sarcastic, and fun.

Which means you have made it this far and should write me because if nothing else you now know I can be entertaining.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a job I love and taking it day to day.
I’m really good at
I am good at keeping young children entertained and happy. I am good at eventually landing a good joke to make you laugh (it might take a thousand, but I am willing to try).
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I look like someone they know??? I am the only person I know that looks like me. I am constantly asked if I have a brother.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is The Phantom Tollbooth, from when I was a child. Though I will read just about anything if I get a chance to. Favorite movie is The Empire Strikes Back, but I don't watch it anymore. I love movies with a good twist like The Usual Suspects and Fight Club. The Professional, Little Miss Sunshine, Saw, Indiana Jones, 300, Snatch, Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Ted, Clerks, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Favorite music is Alanis Morrisette. I listen to a VERY wide varierty of music (Tennesse Ernie Ford and Marty Robins to Johnny Cash and Alan Jackson to The Beatles and The Mamas and The Papas to Greenday and Oasis to random songs that are from tv commercials). Favorite food is anything without meat in it. There is alot out there besides salads. My favorite TV shows include Lost, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Spy (on Hulu), Fresh Meat (Hulu) and Misfits. I also have enjoyed CSI (Vegas only), Mr. Show Show, South Park, Futurama, The Boondocks, Rome, Big Bang Theory and HIMYM and The Riches.
The six things I could never do without
I am such a dork.....Air, Water, Food, Love, Family, and Happiness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. Silly stuff and deep stuff. I can geek out with friends about the latest movie. I can discuss political and philosophical views with you. I can ponder the meaning of life. I can just stare at a field full of flowers and think how much beauty there is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working till 7:30pm. After that it depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am pretty open so I am not certain. I am willing to admit a lot if asked.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you have something to say....duh. I am willing to talk to anyone about just about anything. Drop me a line or two and we can go from there.