Now for the long part that if you make it to the end you should drop a line though I would prefer several.
I am very egotistic at times but not in a bad way.
Which means this is really about me, just kidding of course.
I am a vegetarian.
Which means I don't eat meat duh.
I more liberal minded than not.
Which means I am not political but don't like it when I see people denied their rights.
I like to do things just to mess with people.
Which means I like to see people reactions because people always surprise you.
I like sex.
Which means I am like most guys do and if they tell you otherwise they are lying.
I like to watch stupid TV from time to time (like reality shows).
Which means currently only enjoying 2 Broke Girls, Big Bang Theory, Blackish, Modern Family, Hannibal, The Blacklist, Jane the Virgin (plus some random shows on Hulu like SPY, Misfits, Pramface).
I enjoy good movies and from time to time just entertaining ones.
Which means I will watch about anything once and enjoy most films but I am snobby about what I think is good.
I listen to NPR.
Which means I think I hear more of what is going on in the world than most, plus it has This American Life.
I am a Cubs, Bears, Bulls and UCLA Bruins fan.
Which means I grew up in Illinois, but went to college in California.
I am a UCLA graduate.
Which means my useless degree came from a world re-known research institution not a place of higher learning.
I am half Caucasian and half Dominican
Which means I look 'white' but can roll my R's very well and tan nicely when I get enough sun.
I cannot spell to save my life.
Which means if aliens every come down for the first every interstellar spelling bee I will be out to lunch.
I love my family though they do drive me nuts.
Which means I have a typical family.
I enjoy playing games (card, board and rarely video) with family and friends.
Which means I'd be a geek yet my friends are spread across the states so we see each other twice a year.
I am a dork.
Which means I am a big goofball.
I don’t think I am a nerd though.
Which means I cannot take your computer apart and put it back together blindfolded.
I don’t go to the gym.
Which means I don't like it but I like to get out play raquetball, basketball or cycling.
I did cheat on a girlfriend once (please cut me a little slack it was my first).
Which means I know it was wrong and I would never do that again.
I have hurt.
Which means I have done someone wrong.
I have been hurt (haven’t we all?).
Which means someone has done me wrong.
I love children.
Which means I attempt to take the time to relate to them (and usually they like me).
I tend to ramble on.
Which means this would have been way shorter if I didn't.
I love to tell stories that I forget what they are about or what is the point.
Which means I tell the story treeing a bear while biking. Oh I love biking. What as I talking about?
I think that I am witty and have a comeback or smart-ass comment for almost anything.
Which means I often will attempt to have a comeback or comment for almost anything.
I have 2.5 younger sisters.
Which means I have 1 full and 3 halves.
I have been out of the country a few times.
Which means I have the passports to prove it.
I have mostly lived in IL, CA and IN in that order.
Which means I would love to end up back somewhere warm.
I think communication is king.
Which means I will ask what is wrong and be annoy if you say nothing when it is something.
I do have a female best friend that lives in CA.
Which means I only talk to her maybe once a month but they are great talks.
I have one cat.
Which means I like cats...hmmm probably means more than that.
I am mentally cracked but not broken.
Which means I will understand that you are not perfect but I am not able to help if you need fixing.
I believe in love.
Which means I am a hopeless romantic that still dreams of finding 'her.'
I believe we are neither in the best of times nor the worse.
Which means I think the world will continue after I am gone just as it existed before I was here.
I believe that everyone should know some history of the place you come from.
Which means I like to learn and believe everyone show know at least that much about the world.
I don’t do drugs and don’t smoke.
Which means they are not something I am into.
I have been known to drink.
Which means I drink socially but haven't gotten wasted in years.
I know money cannot buy you happiness, but it helps to pay the bills.
Which means I will need some so I don’t have to work forever.
It has been said that I am hard-working, smart, stubborn, hard-headed, too PC, sexy (never understood that one), funny, kind, caring, patient, selfish, crazy, too passionate, too structured, too lenient, a good potential father, an awful brother/uncle, forgetful, goofy, sarcastic, and fun.
Which means you have made it this far and should write me because if nothing else you now know I can be entertaining.