I hate the word aspiring, but I'm trying to get a foot in the door in scriptwriting for TV, so I suppose you could say I'm aspiring that way...

I'm a nice guy who's critically shy around guys he fancies (at first, anyway), and never sends the first message anymore as a result. Take that as your cue ;)

Just moved back to Toronto, trying to make ends meet and get my life restarted here in town. Some new, awesome people would totally help with that, I'd imagine.

Tetris. And cooking fattening food. But mostly Tetris.

my horns and glowing red eyes, mostly.

TV: Archer, Maude, Beautiful People, Daria, Roseanne, Clone High, Parks & Recreation, Community, Judge Judy if I'm feeling especially misanthropic that day. Yes, I like my Days of Our Lives, don't judge me or I'll cut you.

Music: I'm down with most things that don't sound like cats wailing. Mostly it's in the jazzy soul and old school R&B vein, right now I've got Chaka Khan, Sam Sparro, Chromeo, George Benson, Ce Ce Peniston, and The SOS Band on my playlist (just for starters). This week's groove is "Outstanding" by The GAP Band.

Beer, wine, gin, my computer, coffee, bacon.

how fortunate I am not to have killed my basil plant yet.

UPDATE: Basil plant is now dead :(

filling out goofy questions on OkCupid.

Or having a beer at an exorbitantly-priced pub!

is too private for this website.

You care more about your fellow man's welfare than about what he's wearing.

If you care more about your date's mind and heart than whether he has pretty abs.

Also, if you think I'm adorable and wish to whisper sweet nothings in my ear during a candlelit dinner where we sip champagne and eat overpriced organic duck in sauce sublime.