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26 M Bear, DE

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My names Larry and I'm 24 years old. I have a full time job being a Service Technician. I'm short, funny, and good at cooking. Also I'm a huge nerd who spends way too much time talking about sports and video games. I'm really into music and I'm actually in the process of learning to play guitar. I try to track down new things to listen to every day. I really wish that I had thought of a different profile name that didn't make me sound fake. What else do you need to know?
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working, saving money, and trying to get my masters license so I am able to start my own business
I’m really good at
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cooking and making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm kind of short. Other than that, I've heard nice things about my eyes and smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cloud Atlas, A Wild Sheep Chase, Battle Royale, Mr. Untouchable, Game of Thrones, LOTR, and Harry Potter
Movies: Django Unchained, Remember the Titans, Rudy, Inception, Inglorious Basterds, and mostly any dumb comedy that you can think of
Music: Mostly underground hip hop and rock
Food: I'm polish, and I love polish foods. I pretty much love all food.
TV: Parks and Recreation, Community, Sherlock, Luther, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Pawn Stars, all HBO shows, and anything Philadelphia sports
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
New music to discover
New clothes and shoes to buy
Television
Friends and Family
Sports to watch and argue about
The Essentials
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
nerdy things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk Someplace. I have many epic stories that start this way so feel free to ask
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I say I'm 5'6", I'm really 5'5.5". Also I have 3 tattoos
You should message me if
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you want to get to know me better