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Paintball is awesome and only slightly painful (six week bruise marks anybody?) Next on the list is skydiving, then mid life crisis, then golf, then lawn bowls, and after that I intend to do some hardcore daisy push-ups.
My star sign is Cancer, which tells you absolutely nothing about me, it just means my parents did the horizontal mamba in the month of October or November - meanwhile I secretly smile at the thought being an uncontrolled growth of cells.
Blood Type is O Positive, aka. "Common as Dirt". I'm good to have around if you decide to suddenly suffer from massive blood loss. Just make sure you have some chloroform handy cos I don't give out free meals.
I like cats more than I like dogs. I plan to name my next cat Chairman Meow (or Mister Meowgi, or Benito Pussolini).
I'm a video game nerd and I have been since I was like five. I could probably talk the ear off corn or the leg off a table on the subject.
I ride a motorcycle. It goes vroom.
Music is awesome, and so is bursting out into song - too bad I suck at singing (I listened to a recording of myself once; it was a cruel and unusual form of torture).
Stenciling is fun. I find it relaxing to sit down and carefully cut the design out of paper with a scalpel while music is playing. The last stencil I made and sprayed was a horrible failure and I had such high expectations for it too.
I love hiking if for no other reason than it feels fantastic to sit down after many many hours of walking. Plus the scenery is nice I suppose...
What else can I say? I like mulberry-stained fingers. I enjoy turning upside down on the Rotor/Gravitron. I like the smell of a new book. I find peace while sitting on cliff-tops. I like a lot of things! It's difficult to summarise so many years of living, so I recommend you say hello and get to know me instead!
Paintball is awesome and only slightly painful (six week bruise marks anybody?) Next on the list is skydiving, then mid life crisis, then golf, then lawn bowls, and after that I intend to do some hardcore daisy push-ups.
My star sign is Cancer, which tells you absolutely nothing about me, it just means my parents did the horizontal mamba in the month of October or November - meanwhile I secretly smile at the thought being an uncontrolled growth of cells.
Blood Type is O Positive, aka. "Common as Dirt". I'm good to have around if you decide to suddenly suffer from massive blood loss. Just make sure you have some chloroform handy cos I don't give out free meals.
I like cats more than I like dogs. I plan to name my next cat Chairman Meow (or Mister Meowgi, or Benito Pussolini).
I'm a video game nerd and I have been since I was like five. I could probably talk the ear off corn or the leg off a table on the subject.
I ride a motorcycle. It goes vroom.
Music is awesome, and so is bursting out into song - too bad I suck at singing (I listened to a recording of myself once; it was a cruel and unusual form of torture).
Stenciling is fun. I find it relaxing to sit down and carefully cut the design out of paper with a scalpel while music is playing. The last stencil I made and sprayed was a horrible failure and I had such high expectations for it too.
I love hiking if for no other reason than it feels fantastic to sit down after many many hours of walking. Plus the scenery is nice I suppose...
What else can I say? I like mulberry-stained fingers. I enjoy turning upside down on the Rotor/Gravitron. I like the smell of a new book. I find peace while sitting on cliff-tops. I like a lot of things! It's difficult to summarise so many years of living, so I recommend you say hello and get to know me instead!
