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ahsal

35 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Friendly note: If your goal is to collect phone numbers (with no intention of meeting) or get to know each other without actually getting to know each other, then this is not a match. Thank you:)

Short version:
Out-going, sassy, nurturing, witty, athletic, adventurous, creative, ambitious, sarcastic, funny, engaging, entertaining, loyal, trustworthy, honest and straight forward. Oh, and I am a secret "Martha Stewart", damn can I decorate, cook and clean:)

Long version:
For every man that is interested in an A-typical girl, you should read on...

I love that people usually remember me after the first time they meet me. This is based on my ridiculous humor and saying all things that other people are thinking. I like to keep people entertained and sarcastic, funny comments usually do the trick.

I would also say that people remember my ambition and determination to always be moving forward. I run my own business and am extremely attracted to people that are comfortable veering off a steady path to seek out more in life. This goes for most things, including loving anything athletic. I am very into living an active lifestyle. I love to push myself to be better...

I am very comfortable with who I am and tend to like people who are confident within themselves as well. I am also a good judge of character and go with my first instincts about most things. Because of this, I have a wide circle of amazing friends that I have known for years. I consider my family the best of all those friends.

I am full of funny one-liners, but decided to be kind of straight forward in this instance.... If you are interested, you can hear all of my ridiculousness in person:)
What I’m doing with my life
Building an empire:) And trying to find a cute boy. Why have one without the other??
I’m really good at
Keeping people laughing. Making sure life is always interesting.... Being a good friend, I take pride in that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to think my butt, but it's usually my outgoing personality and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Homeland has been my favorite show, but after last season, I may break up with it. I LOVE food and good wine or beer. Going out to eat and having an amazing meal makes me truly happy. Cooking with someone (or by myself) is a close second. I throw a great dinner party. I am a secret Martha Stewart, people are always suprised by this.
The six things I could never do without
Travel, working out, food/fancy beer/wine, my passport, amazing friends and um, well, a good man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I am going to travel next... Also, how to be successful in all aspects of my life. Nothing too big:)
On a typical Friday night I am
Pretty low key with friends. But if there is something amazing to do and I have to break my curfew:), I will.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suck at organizing the dishes in the dishwasher. No really, I am pretty bad at it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You are a driven, ambitious, in shape, smart, funny, witty, stylish, loyal, Jewish (yes, it matters to me:) man who knows the world does not revolve around the block he lives on. Seriously, you have to have left the island of Manhattan!! And if you are ready for something real....

And if you think you can keep up with me. Apply within :)