My fondest memory from my childhood would have to be when I dropped acid for the first time at the age of 6. Bob Barker knocked on my door and asked me if I wanted to go for a ride on his spaceship. Being a fan of both intergalactic space travel and The Price Is Right, naturally I took him up on his offer. We boarded his spacecraft and he told me that we’d be traveling to a far away galaxy, but first he needed to stop off and settle some business on Neptune.
On Neptune we arrived at a floating, neon pyramid which was the home of Craig and Peggy Lnkgmrdnxvz(Neptunian surnames don’t contain vowels. Duh!). Bob broke down the door and proceeded to savagely beat this elderly couple with his 9-iron for not neutering their cat. While leaving the pyramid, Bob screamed at them, “If that cat’s not neutered within a week, I’m coming back here with my woods!”
We left Neptune and proceeded to exit our solar system. As we entered a new galaxy, Bob asked me to fly the ship, as he was too high on peyote to navigate his way through an asteroid field.
We went to a planet named Boobula, which is renowned for it’s culture, emphasis on education and strip clubs. I had a great time mingling with some lovely, 3-breasted women while sipping on a pina colada as Bob introduced a group of ewoks to plinko. Fun Times!