Damn, what a giant load of horseshit I just wrote. Are you still paying attention? It's not all horseshit, there's some bullshit in there too. So some of that is true...maybe
One of my friends described me as a "manic pixie guy." I have no idea what that means, but I intend to be as manic as possibly. Pixies welcome too.
What is my life about? Absurdity, camels, a cold oatmeal porter or stout, and occasionally, a falafel sandwich from Mamoun's. That's a sentence fragment?
Go fuck yourself. :)