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25 M Brooklyn, NY

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Last Online
Apr 11
Asian, Middle Eastern
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Arabic (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm trying to figure myself out. I'm working and I am not crazy about it, but I enjoy the feeling of becoming really good at what I do. I am post college, so I have a more limited social life, and that means the odds are stacked against me. Good. When was anything that was easy ever worth doing? I have an existentialist outlook on life, so maybe I'm jaded on some level, but hey, live life with a defiant smile and a raised middle finger.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working that 9-5 to get that long paper, so I can fly off to distant lands on my magic carpet. I started grad school so I can get even more long paper.
I enjoy trawling museums and dens of iniquity (my friends' homes). I try to go to comedy clubs as often as I can.
I've been going to the gym regularly for five months now, and it is probably the best decision I ever made.
I am honing my jump-roping skills (don't knock it, this shit is hard) and learning how to hula. I love learning to cook healthy, and sometimes not so healthy, Paula Deen style shit (minus the racism of course). I like going to Fairways and acting like an olive oil gourmand, which is just me dipping bread into oil and eating it.
I’m really good at
funny stories about my childhood,conversational ju jitsu, listening and understanding what you have to say, talking with strangers and connecting, being above it all. I don't even engage with the drama--unless its HBO.
The first things people usually notice about me
My cheshire cat grin and exotic features. My complexion is just varied enough to pass for most ethnicities.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love learning to cook and eating street food. I think food is a big part of identity.
The Whitest Kids u Know, Cosmos, Dave Attell. Elementary is a damn fine show.

I've been listening to
some Miles, some Coltrane, Kyuss, qotsa, Juicy J, Eagles of Death Metal, Nina Simone, Sinatra, Mr. Scruff, bent, lemon jelly. My tastes are scattered.

Lets talk books: I'm a big fan of C.D. Payne's Youth in Revolt series. Richard Zacks's History Laid Bare is a funny and edifying read. Douglas Holfstader's I am a Strange Loop is a real mind bender. Catch-22 is my catcher in the rye. Douglas Adams Hitchhiker series is still some of the funniest stuff I have read.
The six things I could never do without
Freedom of expression
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How big is the universe? How did the world begin? What the hell is reality? What is this whole being fulfilled thing is all about? What is the best breakfast possible? How versatile is duck fat for cooking? How the fuck did Mamoun's make their shawarma so crispy and juicy and delicious?
I also fantasize about my retirement: opening and managing a comedy club in Brooklyn that doesn't suck.
On a typical Friday night I am
On this typical Friday night I spent money I didn't have to eat some delicious steak at Lugers with a friend, drank at a biergarten, saw comedy at UCB East theater. We ended the night with some delicious Mamoun's. I just reached home an its 3 am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was six years old, I was a notorious for setting off fireworks, peeing on cars, and climbing trees.
I was that kid in middle school who ate weird things on a dare.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can teach me to salsa.
You appreciate dark comedy.
You can do a handstand and are willing to teach. You are ambitiously pursuing something, with all you got.
You can make baked goods.
You have been outside of the US.
You can think for yourself (a deep seated contempt for authority is a bonus!)