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25 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 8:06pm
- Asian, Middle Eastern
- 5′ 11″ (1.81m)
- Body Type
- Graduated from university
- Banking / Finance
- Relationship Type
- English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Arabic (Okay)
I enjoy trawling museums and dens of iniquity (my friends' homes). I try to go to comedy clubs as often as I can.
I've been going to the gym regularly for five months now, and it is probably the best decision I ever made.
I am honing my jump-roping skills (don't knock it, this shit is hard) and learning how to hula. I love learning to cook healthy, and sometimes not so healthy, Paula Deen style shit (minus the racism of course). I like going to Fairways and acting like an olive oil gourmand, which is just me dipping bread into oil and eating it.
The Whitest Kids u Know, Cosmos, Dave Attell. Elementary is a damn fine show.
I've been listening to
some Miles, some Coltrane, Kyuss, qotsa, Juicy J, Eagles of Death Metal, Nina Simone, Sinatra, Mr. Scruff, bent, lemon jelly. My tastes are scattered.
Lets talk books: I'm a big fan of C.D. Payne's Youth in Revolt series. Richard Zacks's History Laid Bare is a funny and edifying read. Douglas Holfstader's I am a Strange Loop is a real mind bender. Catch-22 is my catcher in the rye. Douglas Adams Hitchhiker series is still some of the funniest stuff I have read.
Freedom of expression
I also fantasize about my retirement: opening and managing a comedy club in Brooklyn that doesn't suck.
I was that kid in middle school who ate weird things on a dare.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
You appreciate dark comedy.
You can make baked goods.
You have been outside of the US.
You can think for yourself and have a deep seated contempt for authority.
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