I'm aintgotaname, I'm your dream man! I want to marry and have loads more kids. (i already have 12 kids from 7 different women, but don't worry, they don't know where i live now)
I'm very clean and wash once a week or when it rains. I just got out of prison. (this time i didn't escape, did the full 10) Got no job, car, house, or money, but i got lots of Love to give! I lost an ear in a revolving door accident but the one left still works. I always lower the toilet seat after i pee. I got 9 of my real teeth left but u can only notice if i smile, which i wont do much with you. I cut my nose, ear, back, bum, bellybutton and foot hair every week (told u i was clean, besides shampoo costs). I cut my toe nails once a week too otherwise they cut holes in the ends of my socks an i only got one pair. I see some women put up pics of your pets so i will put a pic up of my faithful dog "Pneumonia". Called her that cos shes always coughing up green stuff. She thinks shes a he and mounts everything.. Well i think shes a she.. She squats to pee. She is house trained, before she eats i feed her a condom so her poop comes out neatly packaged in the sack and there easily recycled. Anyway she sleeps with me. If you've read this far I can't be all that bad!!
For you lot with no sense of humor It’s a joke, not a d!ck, don’t take it so hard.!
So let me get this straight... Women wear fake hair, nails, eye lashes, eye contacts, buy fake tits, lips, ass and gets botox.. But.. Wants a real man? Seriously?!!