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  • Ages 35–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 5″ (1.66m)
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Graduated from high school
My self-summary
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Dear Cupid, can we discuss your aim?? I mean, come on, you gotta work with me here!!

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I'm aintgotaname, I'm your dream man! I want to marry and have loads more kids. (i already have 12 kids from 7 different women, but don't worry, they don't know where i live now)
I'm very clean and wash once a week or when it rains. I just got out of prison. (this time i didn't escape, did the full 10) Got no job, car, house, or money, but i got lots of Love to give! I lost an ear in a revolving door accident but the one left still works. I always lower the toilet seat after i pee. I got 9 of my real teeth left but u can only notice if i smile, which i wont do much with you. I cut my nose, ear, back, bum, bellybutton and foot hair every week (told u i was clean, besides shampoo costs). I cut my toe nails once a week too otherwise they cut holes in the ends of my socks an i only got one pair. I see some women put up pics of your pets so i will put a pic up of my faithful dog "Pneumonia". Called her that cos shes always coughing up green stuff. She thinks shes a he and mounts everything.. Well i think shes a she.. She squats to pee. She is house trained, before she eats i feed her a condom so her poop comes out neatly packaged in the sack and there easily recycled. Anyway she sleeps with me. If you've read this far I can't be all that bad!!
For you lot with no sense of humor It’s a joke, not a d!ck, don’t take it so hard.!

So let me get this straight... Women wear fake hair, nails, eye lashes, eye contacts, buy fake tits, lips, ass and gets botox.. But.. Wants a real man? Seriously?!!

If you have read this far then you must have a sense of humour. Which is quite rare these days!

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What I’m doing with my life
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Wasting it!
I’m really good at
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A majority of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes, Fun, Understanding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Any Music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4) Family, Friends, Phone and Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Will it be my year? Doubt it!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about visiting F&F or staying in on my lonesome have a few drinks!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just Ask!
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