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aintgotaname

53 M Wakefield, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Dear Cupid, can we discuss your aim?? I mean, come on you gotta work with me here!!

I'm aintgotaname, I'm your dream man! I want to marry and have loads more kids. (i already have 12 kids from 7 different women, but don't worry, they don't know where i live now)
I'm very clean and wash once a week or when it rains. I just got out of prison. (this time i didn't escape, did the full 10) Got no job, car, house, or money, but i got lots of Love to give! I lost an ear in a revolving door accident but the one left still works. I always lower the toilet seat after i pee. I got 9 of my real teeth left but u can only notice if i smile, which i wont do much with you. I cut my nose, ear, back, bum, bellybutton and foot hair every week (told u i was clean, besides shampoo costs). I cut my toe nails once a week too otherwise they cut holes in the ends of my socks an i only got one pair. I see some women put up pics of your pets so i will put a pic up of my faithful dog "Pneumonia". Called her that cos shes always coughing up green stuff. She thinks shes a he and mounts everything.. Well i think shes a she.. She squats to pee. She is house trained, before she eats i feed her a condom so her poop comes out neatly packaged in the sack and there easily recycled. Anyway she sleeps with me. If you've read this far I can't be all that bad!!
For you lot with no sense of humor It’s a joke, not a d!ck, don’t take it so hard.!

So let me get this straight... Women wear fake hair, nails, eye lashes, eye contacts, buy fake tits, lips, ass and gets botox.. But.. Wants a real man? Seriously?!!

If you have read this far then you must have a sense of humour. Which is quite rare these days!
I’m really good at
A majority of things.
The six things I could never do without
4) Family, Friends, Phone and Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will it be my year? Doubt it!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about visiting F&F or staying in on my lonesome have a few drinks!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to get to know me or just have a chat.