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28 M San Diego, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:00am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Chris. If I was a Ninja Turtle I'd be Raphael, rude but cool.

Hipsters are great because they made thrift store shopping a socially acceptable practice. Hobos are the original hipsters though since they did it before it was cool.

My favorite word to say is "epiphany". Anathema and abattoir are close seconds.

OkCupid wants me to link to my Instagram, so I went ahead and did that. I'll warn you in advance, it's most filled with pictures of my dog. His name is Odie and he's rad as fuck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I may not be the smartest guy in the world. I may not be the best looking. I sure as hell am not the most dependable. But when a bisexual British rock star kidnaps your baby brother and forces you to run through a magical maze to get him back, I can guarantee you there's no one in the fucking world you'd rather have in your corner than me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I usually get questions about what my tattoos mean. It's also been pointed out to me that I have a tendency to speak with a rising inflection (aka Valley Girl accent).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Terrible genre fiction involving knights and/or space marines. Sometimes I'll read a classic to pretend I'm smart.

The categories Netlix currently recommends to me: Scary Suspenseful British Supernatural Movies, Irreverent TV Comedies, Quirky Sitcoms, Visually-striking Horror Movies, and Creatures, Monsters & Mutants Movies

Shows: Rarely watch shows live anymore (Game of Thrones being the exception); nowadays I find myself binging on six seasons of whatever just got added to Netflix. Last three: Orange is the New Black, New Girl, American Horror Story

Music: I have this weird pet peeve against the word "eclectic", so I'm not going to use it. Lately I've found myself listening to female lead garage rock/post-punk revival/indie rock bands, like The Duke Spirit, The Kills, The Ettes, Deap Vally, and The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Also, Lindsey Stirling. It's like a classical violinist decided to drop a huge amount of ecstasy.

Food: I'm a total foodie, which means I post pictures of my food on Instagram instead of actually eating it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The power of friendship (80s cartoon style)
Zooming with my feet
My dog
Finding chapstick in a jacket I haven't worn in a while
Air quotes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This scene in Jurassic Park:

Why are things "the best thing since sliced bread"? Sliced bread isn't even that good; it's all old and filled with preservatives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a concert. The smaller and more questionable the venue, the better. There's something about being 10 feet away from the speaker that can't be recreated at home or a huge stadium show.

Buying carnitas tacos at 2 am.

Sometimes playing nerdy board games with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Half the reason I drive a stick is so I can tell people I drive a stick and be smugly self-satisfied about it.
You should message me if
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If you want to rebel against the gender dichotomy. Or if you're April Ludgate.