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  • Ages 25–37
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Last online
Today – 8:08pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Humorous, somewhat geeky, interested-in-most-things, generous, supportive, thoughtful, idealistic. That's me :-)

Things I like:
-Intelligent people
-A good debate, preferably over a good bottle of wine and a selection of delicious things to nibble at
-Making people laugh
-Being made to laugh
-The fun-but-elusive stage between "tipsy" and "hammered"
-Sleepy chats just before falling asleep
-Learning new things

Things I dislike:
-Apathy (massive turnoff)
-Txt spk innit
-All the isms: racism, sexism, homo...uh...phobism. And so on.

Oh also:
I'm not convinced by the accuracy of the "Personality" tab on here. I'm not extremely experienced in love, extremely aggressive or very literary - I'm moderately all these things. But I am very mathematical and a bit geeky (in the knowing-about-computers-and-stuff sense, not the smelly, leprous, socially inept stereotype). And I don't have the manners of a hobo, I actually have rather good manners - when required ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Workwise I'm a data analyst/computer programmer at large accounting firm. This keeps me fed with a steady supply of corporate nonsense, which I laugh heartily at :-) I work hard but it's not my whole life.

I love picking up fun little skills. I can crack a bullwhip, which is immensely satisfying. I can blow a reasonable smoke ring (no, I'm not a smoker - except for the occasional cigar). I can open a beer bottle using another beer bottle. I like picking up such randomnesses. Next on the list is making a fire just by rubbing sticks together!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Really good"? Hmm...

-Woodwork (e.g.
-Computer stuff (well duh, it's my job)
-Cycling through Central London without dying
-Seeing the silly side of things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I know a little bit about a lot of things, and I know a lot about a few things
-I have a borderline outrageous sense of humour
-I'm not afraid to ask direct questions or give direct answers
-My dimples
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I used to have a bloody great list of things here, but really, how dull. Let's discuss this bit over a pint instead! (Unless your drink of choice is neat vodka, in which case not a pint).

Very small sample:

Books: The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy; The Silence of the Lambs; A Brief History of Time; anything thought-provoking or hilariously funny.

Films: cheesy 80s crap like Top Gun and Back to the Future (they don't make 'em like that any more, arrrr); badly-dubbed kung fu films; pretty much anything with an amazing score (John Williams - what a genius).

Music: pretty much anything but rap. An orchestra playing a big fat symphony is hard to beat. Sad but true: live music sounds way way better in the Barbican than in the Royal Albert Hall.

Shows: not into TV so much, although like everyone else I have been following Game of Thrones. The Walking Dead is completely rubbish. Discuss.

Food: anything except raw celery, which I think tastes like arse (not literally). I work a stone's throw from Borough Market, so I have excellent lunches. Mmmmm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(in no particular order):

My close friends
The internet
Good food
My tools and gadgets
Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I'm always thinking about stuff. Isn't everyone? Specifics? OK then:

-Things I could make. I recently turned my bathroom into a wind tunnel, for the purposes of quickly drying clothes which I have washed at the last minute. It worked!

-Things that are wrong with the world, and how they could be fixed

-What new thing I want to try next

-Things that make me laugh (sometimes this makes me randomly laugh out loud, which I admit looks pretty freaky)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Having a pint with mates/colleagues
-Hacking away at an exciting bit of C++ code
-Standing in front of a lathe, knee-deep in wood shavings
-Not out dancing or clubbing. I don't like dancing, I don't like being deafened and I don't like being outrageously overcharged.

Or, of course, going home and having a quiet night in, because that is sometimes the absolute best possible use of a Friday night :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I snore. Loudly. But I stop if you thump me.
You should message me if
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You think you'd like me and you think I'd like you. OK, more specifics:

Get in touch if:

-you have a fondness for geekiness or bearded men, or are a geek yourself (but not bearded)
-you could spend a whole day in bed with food, drink and a laptop full of good films and TV
-you love laughing and making others laugh
-you can (and want to) have a good conversation. Deadly serious debate about the meaning of life or absurd whimsical ad-libbed foolishness - doesn't matter as long as it's not boring

Don't bother if:

-you're religious, or believe in astrology or fairies or any other obvious nonsense. I don't need you to be a hardcore atheist but if you're convinced there's a God and you have conversations with it, we're not going to get along
-you play mind games
-you're going to consider me shallow for complimenting your appearance. We are on a dating site, after all!
-you're incapable of chilling out and doing nothing every now and then