I am funny, I swear it. I am witty. I am intelligent and far too introspective. I think too much about situations that call for impetuousness and I'm arrogant enough to be impetuous in times where I might take a second beat. I'm as honest a person as you're going to find because I am not afraid of being myself. I am very laid back but intense about the things that matter to me.
All of this is really not the contradiction it seems... I honestly can't think of another way to describe me. :)