I do not keep old fingernails, I have no secret rooms with conspiracy string between pictures of empty garbage cans. My basement is not a den of horrors, though it is under-furnished. I'm not the guy the internet has taught you to fear. I'm oddly normal and using an online dating site... Here's to hoping you are too (normal... the latter, I think, is sorted). :)
Also, I'm fantastic at taking someone's leftovers and making something out of it. I hate to throw away food and it's like a mini-Iron Chef.
I haven't watched network TV in forever, but I enjoy netflix and the sporting events of whatever nature (I do not yell at the TV in most cases... and all my remotes are unbroken)
I enjoy reading but time has not been permitting. Very sad.
I cook a TON, like any good Italian should. I bake my own bread, make my own sauce and my own pasta. I enjoy meat, but eat more vegetables than anything. The Public Market is the greatest thing ever. Usually the rule is if I can't conceive how to make something in theory, I won't rush to eat it. Though Taco Bell is awesome... just awesome.
A proper chef's knife.
Sense of reason
Winter... I love it with limits... when we start talking in 10-20 degrees Kelvin, I balk.
BONUS THING: Ellipses
Ok, I didn't do that. My deep dark secrets are not that ridiculous and who can afford the energy to keep track of all their wheeling and dealings? I'm a pretty open person though if someone wants to ask.
Bottom-line is be realistically happy, enjoy who you are, and I will too.