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ThePurpleAlien

22 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Jon's the name, by the way.

I tend to say or do random stuff when I'm bored. So if you see me dancing like a horribly out of rhythm seizure patient, do not be alarmed, I'm still quiet healthy.

*Short rant*
Human nature is basic. It's simple. It's only complicated cause we make it so. Good and bad are ideas we created in order to impose a sense of order around us and conform to a sense of productive normalcy, which technically is whatever the hell we say it is cause that's only defined as what everyone around you does.

Cynicism = realism; to expect the worst and be surprised when it doesnt happen is a nice thing, but that doesnt make one gloomy, just more understanding of how sucky real life is. Finding humor in the morbid irony that is life and all that entails is a comping mechanism that I have nearly perfected.

My weird, cheerful side is my way of saying "fuck it, life sucks, I'm going to find amusement/pleasure in it anyway"
*end rant*

^The above is an announcement from that oh so friendly thing called sexual frustration causing me to be overly dramatic....do not take this so seriously and you know how to deal with many of my quirks ;P
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Majoring in Computer Engineering at NYU Poly

And trying to have fun while balancing my responsibilities; Same as anyone else

Mostly, just trying to relax and enjoy life as it goes on by
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shocking, stupifing, enraging, amusing, and/or impressing others with the fact that I have almost no filter between brain and mouth.

Offending others with my unapologetic views and practicing the live and let live philosophy since, you know, "ten people, ten colors", though sometimes I dream of pressing a giant red button and watching the slate be wiped clean
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm, you know, I have no idea.

Probably that I'm your normal, averagely attractive, nerdy/sloppy guy. Until we have a conversation. And at that point you might as well toss a couple dice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books and more books (my collection is huge):

Broken Empire, Ender's Game, Safehold Series, Artemis Fowl, Zombie Fallout, Poor Man's War, How to Succeed in Evil, No Master Plan Here, Red Rising, Spellmonger, Heart of Obsidian, Caressed by Ice, Imager Portfolio, Blood Song, Star Force, I,Minion, NPCs, Weapon of Flesh, Dark Lord's Handbook, Slow Burn, Into The Abyss, Confessions of a D-List Supervillian, Evil for Evil, Born of Ice, etc. etc.

Oh, yeah, and lets not forget erotic novels. Porn is cheap and obviously fake. Would rather have my imagination stimulated and my mind engrossed in an erotic tale woven by an inspired writer any day.

Hmm? Can I include webnovels, light novel translations, and manga here? Well, whatever, I'm going to anyway!
Top manga to date: Beserk
Top light novel: Anything involving VRMMO type settings
Top webnovel: Arifureta

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Iron Man, Saw, Red Rose, Perfect Host, Total Recall, Little Big Soldier, The Cube, and pretty much any good movie involving horror/action/comedy/psychological thriller

Shows (i.e. Anime):

So, I'm not a TV guy unless it's the food, history,discovery channel, or animal planet. And then only rarely. I am, however, an anime fan. So i'll substitute with that.

Beserk, Kaze No Stigma, Code Geass, Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei, No Game No Life, Darker Than Black, Tokyo Ghoul, Death Note, and the list goes on.

Music:

Usually prefer classical/symphony/instrumental. Otherwise, I enjoy a variety of music without being too picky.

Though the few genres I don't care for too much are heavy metal, rap, pop, and r&b.

Food:

Well, it goes like this: Food = Love

Yeah, I have a few things I don't care for or like (such as chocolate) but I generally love food of all kinds and will try anything at least once. Favorite would have to be seafood though.

Also, I can cook and I actually like cooking :)

Sushi/Sashimi for the win!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Something interesting to read
- Sex
- Food ( do I need to specify good food? haha )
- Some mode of transportation (including legs but preferably my bike)
- A sturdy pair of boots, jeans, belt, socks, and a t-shirt (default outfit for most anything)
- Fresh air and nature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmmm....mmmmm...This is too hard to pinpoint, I think about a lot of things all the time

Gotta love that ADHD :)

I guess a few things lately would be:
- human nature
- how to stave off boredom
- what seems interesting to read
- how I own the entire game of thrones book series (twice over) and yet have never read them (one of the packages is unopened)
-how much I love my gaming laptop
-trying to figure out if there's any game I could get into right now
- what I should be doing and why I keep not doing it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, reading something, being bored, watching some anime, trying to figure out what to make for dinner, being random, or simply passing out :p
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, why don't you ask and find out? I'll count it as a plus if you manage to surprise me with your question.

I try to keep no secrets.
You should message me if
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Just do it

Worst that happens is I start a zombie apocalypse in retribution for something you say, and if I did have the means I might even do it anyway....just cause, dude, how interesting would that be?