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ThePurpleAlien

22 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do try to be a friendly guy, if silly and weird at times, so if your just looking for a friendly open person to share a good time with and conversation shoot me a message and we can talk or hang out some time.

So.....yeah, I'm always open to hanging out with new people and good conversation and/or if you're also looking for something casual or a more "friends with benefits" thing, we can see if there's a mutual attraction and explore that if there is.

And I purposefully left this minimal since I thought it'd be nice getting to know each other through talking than a wall of text.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it and surviving college.

Seriously, why ruin a good conversation topic by revealing everything?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shocking, stupifing, enraging, amusing, and/or impressing others with the fact that I have almost no filter between brain and mouth.

Offending others with my unapologetic views and practicing the live and let live philosophy since, you know, "ten people, ten colors", though sometimes I dream of pressing a giant red button and watching the slate be wiped clean
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm, you know, I have no idea.

Probably that I'm your normal, averagely attractive, nerdy/sloppy guy. Until we have a conversation. And at that point you might as well toss a couple dice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Que rambling:

Books and more books (my collection is huge):

Broken Empire, Ender's Game, Safehold Series, Artemis Fowl, Zombie Fallout, Poor Man's War, How to Succeed in Evil, No Master Plan Here, Red Rising, Spellmonger, Heart of Obsidian, Caressed by Ice, Imager Portfolio, Blood Song, Star Force, I,Minion, NPCs, Weapon of Flesh, Dark Lord's Handbook, Slow Burn, Into The Abyss, Confessions of a D-List Supervillian, Evil for Evil, Born of Ice, etc. etc

*Note: I've excluded my preferred manga, erotic literature, webnovels, and translated light novels.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Iron Man, Saw, Red Rose, Perfect Host, Total Recall, Little Big Soldier, The Cube, and pretty much any good movie involving horror/action/comedy/psychological thriller

Shows (i.e. Anime):

So, I'm not a TV guy unless it's the food, history,discovery channel, or animal planet. And then only rarely. I am, however, an anime fan. So i'll substitute with that.

Beserk, Kaze No Stigma, Code Geass, Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei, No Game No Life, Darker Than Black, Tokyo Ghoul, Death Note, and the list goes on.

Music:

Usually prefer classical/symphony/instrumental. Otherwise, I enjoy a variety of music without being too picky.

Though the few genres I don't care for too much are heavy metal or rap.

Food:

I'm not too picky honestly but I do confess a preference for seafood and I'm not a sweets fan most of the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A sense of personal freedom and control
-Some medium by which to lose myself in gripping storyline
-Physical human intimacy and sexual release
-Being able to appreciate and enjoy the outdoors every once in a while at least
-Simple, good food
-My sense of self
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Who am I? Why? What that means? Ect..
-What am I having for dinner?
-What would I like to read next?
-What am I in th mood for to pass the time? Going out? A video game? Another book? Some anime or a movie?
-People or, more accuratly, people watching and just letting myself have passing thoughts about it

Simple everyday things, that I'm sure most people find themselves thinking most of the time at some point or other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not much, really. Same as any other day

Being with friends, reading a book, playing a video game, going for a walk, ect...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a messed up mind and even I know it's not quite healthy. Still, it's my own and while I can't help but snark on myself all the time, I'd never change myself easily.

Not sure if that qualifies but best I got, honestly, since I try not to keep secrets. And the few I do have....well, maybe if you have a gun to head.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Just do it

Worst that happens is I start a zombie apocalypse in retribution for something you say, and if I did have the means I might even do it anyway....just cause it might be interesting, you know?