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AbideandConquer

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Southern kid from Texas & Missouri moves to Chicago to pursue an improv/acting career. Typical small town to big city dreamer; I'm a cliche. Except I'm not a right wing, christian fundamentalist. ... So I've got that going for me.

Been in Chicago a little over a year and it's really feeling like home for me finally. However, I get the distinct feeling that there will always be plenty to discover about this place!

I wrote a personal ad for this... "Funny red beard seeks Best Friend/Consummate Companion in Frivolous Hijinks. Must love loud laughter, movies, outdoor day drinking, spontaneous make outs, and a sweet Savannah drawl that sort of spills off the tongue like molasses."

Ok that last part isn't true, but I can't help but quote good movies and tv shows. It just happens, let's accept it and move on.

Also, according to the personality section I'm somehow "more Indie" yet "less Progressive." Hhhhhhhokay?
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to have fun and being more mindful to live in the moment. I tend to always focus on the destination instead of the journey.

I'm taking improv classes at the amazing Annoyance Theater right now. At some point I'll move on to iO but this year I plan to be much more pro-active about performing, rather than focusing on classes.

I'm a waiter a cool beer place downtown. So if you like beer/like to talk about beer, I'm your dude! (C'mon, look at that beard, you just knew I was into beer.)
I’m really good at
Speaking. I have a voice for radio.
Hopefully making people laugh.
I'm a decent cook.
I shoplifted something once when I was about 13, sooo I'm basically a really hardcore, badass, looks dangerous but has really kind eyes criminal.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm loud. I'm sure that's it.
If we meet you should tell me, I enjoy knowing what people have to say.
But, yeah, it's got to be the loud thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk. I like a lot of modern literature, and I need to really work on reading some classics. I'm woefully lacking in that area.

Let's talk movies! I love most movies. Except horror, I'm not a fan of that genre at all.

The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Office, South Park, It's Always Sunny, Louie, Wilfred, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Vice, No Reservations, Boardwalk Empire, Brooklyn 99...

My music tastes are pretty eclectic. Metallica, The Black Keys, Muse, Kid Kudi, The Sword, Led Zeppelin, NIN, Mogwai, Mastodon, How to Destroy Angels, Frank Ocean, Deadmau5, Bassnectar, Gary Clark Jr, Pretty Lights.

I love all kinds of food as well. Favorite might be Mexican food. I especially love trying food that I've never had and discovering new restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter

Reddit

Sunshine! I know. It's shocking for a pale ginger, but I love the sun and would rather have natural light inside than a bunch of lamps.

Something to watch.

Hot showers

Conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve myself

I'm constantly searching for a solid story idea, inspiration is often tough to come by for me. What should I watch next on Netflix or what book should I read next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely I'll be working. If not though, hopefully getting drinks and/or dinner with some friends, a show or the movies, exploring, or just doing hood rat stuff with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I always read this section of profiles first (even before I look at the pictures, shocking I know!). It's often the most fun/interesting section. It's fun to see what someone puts, even if it's completely fabricated!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to make each other laugh until we cry... Better yet, you're seeking a fun relationship involving lots of smiles, high fives, some drunken afternoons in the sun, lots of couch time with movies, adventures to new restaurants.

Hell, just do it, I think most guys enjoy it when a girl makes a first move.