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ajayrk

28 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 8:04pm
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
—
Smokes
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Drinks
Often
Drugs
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Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
—
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
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Offspring
—
Pets
—
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm charmingly belligerent. I make an award-winning eggplant parm and a legendary pecan pie. I've been called a 'brown Seinfeld' before (and I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be a compliment).

I consider a sense of humor to be a great indicator of mental acuity.

I am blundering down the path to gentleman-hood (word?).
What I’m doing with my life
Sublimating the urge to destroy my keyboard in a fit of pique.

I've recently picked up boxing. I skip rope more than a grown man should.
I’m really good at
* choosing produce
* shooting the shit
* giving and receiving neck rubs
* forgetting the details
* but remembering that restaurant that we went to that one time where that thing happened
The first things people usually notice about me
I am an excessively loud laugher but it's not always clear what the joke is.

That I need a haircut and a nap?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Ellison's invisible man
The Godfather
Satanic Verses
The Ginger Man

TV:
Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Curb, the first two seasons of 30 Rock, Always Sunny, Sopranos, Mad Men, Community, West Wing before Aaron Sorkin got fired.

I like all food (but think ginger is a blight on society). And I'm a pretty damn good cook.
The six things I could never do without
banter
stupid coming-of-age roadtrip movies
jazz
whiskey
a good weekend trip to someplace impractical
cinnamon gum

I really like playing pool. Not more than any of these other things. But it seems worth mentioning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
deconstructing humor.

And wondering about the jetpack the future promised me.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to do the funnest thing possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've woken up on the side of the road before. And I talk to myself. A lot.

If I could be reincarnated as someone, I'd choose Louie CK, Larry David or Anthony Bourdain.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.