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29 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 25–33
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My details

Last online
Today – 5:11am
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So hey. I'm Adam. How do you really summarize yourself in a little text box? Not an easy task. I'll probably leave something out, but let's give it a go.

I'm an fairly active guy that likes to keep myself and the people in my life laughing (either with or at me, I'm fine with either). I am usually teetering on the fine line between being witty and being a smart-ass.

I like to keep busy, both at work and at home, which means the lull periods in my life tend to drive me a little crazy. With that being said, I can totally appreciate a quiet day to myself every so often.

I really don't take myself seriously, and I'm often flippant, which tends to irritate the serious people. I do, however, have zero qualms about standing up for myself or for my friends when the situation calls for it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the television industry on a show for the Discovery Channel about fishermen in Newfoundland. I manage footage and troubleshoot problems that editors have.

On the side, I'm also the narrator of the same show, and will often hear my own voice coming from rooms that I'm not in. None of my friends can watch the show because hearing me on television weirds them out too much.

Being a big fan of keeping active, I get most of my exercise from playing sports. I've wasted far too much money on gym memberships that sat around gathering dust. In the winter, I played a ton of hockey (thrice a week) and now that the nice weather's arrived, I'm playing hockey, softball, dodgeball, and football. It's a lot, but I'm having a blast.

During the winter, a few buddies and I coach minor hockey at the AA level back in our hometown. It's kind of cool to give something back to the community, and I'd be lying if I said it didn't get really competitive around playoff time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at diffusing tension by doing or saying something silly. I don't mind telling a bad joke to get a reaction, especially if it takes people's minds off of whatever's causing the tension.

Finding really inconsequential reasons to have a glass of whiskey or wine (usually of the red variety).

I've practiced a great subway scowl so I don't ever get harassed on my commute.

Escape rooms. I'm 2 for 2 so far! My problem solving skills are on point.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's likely my voice. I have the tendency to tell stories with silly accents, goofy voices, and strange intonations. It's actually how I landed my narration gig. Evidently, being ridiculous DOES pay.

I have the neatest printing of any male that you've ever met, and I'm damn proud of it.

In the summer, I'll be the only person in the entire group who is missing a tan. Thanks, Irish genes - thanks a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's a smattering of things I like.

Books: "The Millennium Trilogy" by Steig Larsson/Game of Thrones series. Anything by Mira Grant. Most dystopian fiction, mystery novels, and any kind of hard sci-fi. I enjoy reading a lot, and I do it very, very quickly.

Movies: Hot Fuzz, Cabin in the Woods, Aliens

TV Shows: Person of Interest, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Sherlock (BBC), Star Trek: TNG, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Music: Foo Fighters, Black Keys, Fun.

Food: Mushrooms are the worst. I will refuse to even touch them. On the other hand, I have an unhealthy enjoyment of asparagus. Both cooking it, and saying the word.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music, especially on my commute to work.
2) Hockey, for without it, I'd have to vent my frustrations in a far less productive manner.
3) Pockets, because I am not nearly European enough to carry a murse.
4) Coffee, since I am probably the world's worst morning person.
5) A thick case for my phone, as I have the tendency to toss it up in the air when I'm bored or thinking.
6) My friends and family, and yes - I'm aware that they are not "things", especially by most human rights definitions, but I would be truly lost without them being awesome during all the right moments.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usually I've got a lengthy to-do list in my mind or a set of goals that I want to achieve for each day, and I'm thinking about those, and how I can get as much done as possible. When I'm truly motivated, I'm often able to accomplish a lot.

Things that I can do to get me more steps on my Fitbit. Yeah, I've become THAT guy.

Feasibly taking a trip somewhere, and who I can talk into taking it with me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Provided I have the energy after a week of work, I'm probably making plans to hit up a pub, or packing up the car to head to someone's cottage. If not, then I'm likely catching up on any missed television or new Netflix arrivals, while making plans for SATURDAY shenanigans.

(I tend to go out much more on Saturday nights than I do on Fridays.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think that the bottom of the ocean is a terrifying, terrifying place. Sea lampreys are the scariest bloody things ever. Like, why DO THEY NEED TO EXIST. SERIOUSLY. Look it up on Google and tell me I'm wrong! Yeesh.

I read an article yesterday informing me that there was a town in Alaska that had lamprey eels spontaneously rain from the sky. I'm pretty sure that I've had that nightmare before. Ugh.
You should message me if
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If you have a quick wit, a good heart, and the really strange urge to sing a whole lot of karaoke, then I would probably love to hear from you.

I'm also partial to people who enjoy things like playing pool, eating nachos, watching/playing sports (especially hockey, baseball, or football), and booting up the ol' Netflix and going to town. If any of the above describes you, well... the "Send Message" button is staring you in the face. Push it. PUSH ITTTTTTTT.