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28 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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So hey. I'm Adam. I'm not the greatest at summarizing myself, but dammit - let's give it a go.

Essentially, I'm an active, easygoing guy that likes to keep myself and the people in my life laughing (either with or at me, I'm fine with either). I'm a pretty ridiculous person, but I'm totally okay with that.

In addition to that, I'm going to live forever, and I'm awesome. There. Perfect summary of myself (well, maybe just the above paragraph).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the television industry on a show for the Discovery Channel about fishermen in Newfoundland. I manage footage and troubleshoot problems that editors have.

I'm also the narrator of said television show, and will often hear my own voice coming from rooms that I'm not in. It's almost stopped weirding me out. Almost.

Outside of trying to decipher East Coast lingo, I play hockey three times a week, and once spring begins and the hockey season slows itself down, I'll probably jump in on some softball. The gym bores the hell out of me, so I try and play sports as often as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... learning from my mistakes, and owning them as well.

I'm also quite good at sucking the tension out of a room by doing or saying something silly. It also leads quite a few people to think that I'm crazy.

I'm surprisingly good at understanding people's motivations and picking up on social and group dynamics. I probably should have been a spy.

Finding really inconsequential reasons to have a glass of whiskey or wine.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It's likely my voice. I have the tendency to narrate real life in a movie trailer voice, or adopt a silly accent in the course of casual conversation/in work meetings.

I have the neatest printing of any male that you've ever met, and I'm damn proud of it.

I'm almost always holding some form of drink - be it a water bottle/coffee/beer/etc; I almost always have a drink in my hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here's a smattering of things I like.

Books: "The Millennium Trilogy" by Steig Larsson/Game of Thrones series. I've just torn through the MaddAddam trilogy. Big fan of speculative/dystopian fiction and hard sci-fi. I both love AND hate autobiographies.

Movies: Hot Fuzz, Cabin in the Woods, Aliens

TV Shows: Person of Interest. Jim Caveizel scares me, because not only is he Jesus, he's a badass mercenary. BADASS MERCENARY JESUS. Also, Sherlock (BBC), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and House of Cards.

Music: Foo Fighters, Black Keys, Fun.

Food: Mushrooms are the worst. Hawaiian pizza is the opposite (awesome). I like making stir-fries a lot. Roasting veggies is usually tasty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music, especially on my commute to work.
2) Hockey, for without it, I would be completely and utterly insane.
3) Pockets, because I am not nearly European enough to carry a murse.
4) Coffee, since I am probably the world's worst morning person.
5) A thick case for my phone, as I have the tendency to toss it up in the air when I'm bored or thinking.
6) My friends and family, and yes - I'm aware that they are not "things", especially by most human rights definitions, but I would be truly lost without them being awesome during all the right moments.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usually I've got a lengthy to-do list in my mind or a set of goals that I want to achieve for each day, and I'm thinking about those, and how I can get as much done as possible. When I'm truly motivated, I'm often able to accomplish a lot.

I keep thinking that I'm not very well traveled and then I remember that I've been all over the United States and Canada... which I think counts. Next on the list would be exploring my Irish/German roots in Europe, or maybe a cross-country road trip that I've been trying to talk some of my buddies into.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not playing hockey, I'm probably just out and about having adventures with my friends. We tend to end up at all sorts of various places. At the end of the night, I often feel like I can walk home from anywhere in the city. Much to my chagrin the next morning, I haven't been proven false yet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think that the bottom of the ocean is a terrifying, terrifying place. Sea lampreys are the scariest bloody things ever. Like, why DO THEY NEED TO EXIST. SERIOUSLY. Look it up on Google and tell me I'm wrong! Yeesh.

All we need is a walking mushroom creature with sea lamprey-face tenacles, and then you can just count me out. Of everything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. think that mushrooms and sea lampreys are amongst the worst things that populate the Earth.

If you have a quick wit, a good heart, and the really strange urge to sing a whole lot of karaoke, I would recommend dropping me a line.

Also, if you think that having a couple of drinks and digging into a big plate of nachos is a great way to get to know someone, I know a guy who does too. I'd be more than willing to introduce you to him (spoiler: he might think he's going to live forever).