I’m a walking contradiction.
I’ll go from listening to hard rock and rap one minute, to painfully embarrassing songs on my I-Pod that I’ll claim an “ex girlfriend downloaded” the next.
I’ll go from drinking whisky, playing sports, and doing whatever it is men do one day, to reading, writing my next book, or trying on heels the next. I’m not supposed to admit that until the third date am I?
Ah well. Moving on…
I can’t seduce you by telling you I box, play guitar, or rock climb. But I can slap a guy with the back of my hand pretty hard when I’m angry, play a mean guitar on rock bank, and successfully get up a mountain on a ski lift, so I think it balances out.
I’ll save a baby on a Monday, and leave my grandmother stranded for the first beautiful girl I see on a Tuesday.
Ok, kidding. I don’t save babies. But I am truly sorry grandma.
I’ll watch anything on HBO, AMC, or Showtime, watch reality television, and sometimes even get sucked into those Kardashians. But can you blame me with that beautiful rear end? I mean, damn. Bruce must work out!
Random vacations, last second road trips, mindlessly bar-hopping around the city on a random day, and trying anything I’ve never done before will always get me excited. I’m open-minded and love people that can bring something new to the table, whether it’s trying something new or intellectual.
For work I teach, run a conflict resolution center, freelance write, am in the process of starting a new internet business, and have worked hard to become somewhat of a stock guru. Between all of these things, I get to help people, entertain, laugh every day, and chase my dreams. What more could I ask for?
As much as I do love staying active, sometimes being indoors with the right person can be just as great, if not better. Whether watching some television, playing some board games, or just acting ridiculous, being with the right person is always a fun time.
So who is my ideal woman?
She should be intelligent, down to earth, always open to new experiences, and have a great sense of humor. I love women that get excited about the smallest things in life.
With all this said, at this point in my life I’ve had a ton of great experiences, but am ready for the next phase of my life with the right person. The question is, are you that person?