Neither of these possibilities is the case. I am not married, nor am I attached in any way. Oh, and I could never be a very good fugitive - I look silly in fake mustaches.
No, the reason is simple: I have a job in which I have a fair amount of visibility to a wide range of people. And, while I am certainly allowed to pursue dating opportunities if I choose to do so, some of my responses to the questions here could have resulted in some unpleasant ripples in my working world.
And I love my job. Really, I do.
So I modified the pics, and left the responses so you can get an idea of my personality, traits, characteristics, etc. If you think we might match up well, personality-wise, drop me a note. I mean, why not? If we chat and there seems to be *something* there, I will be more than happy to load your email inbox with scads of photos with my smiling face.
Thanks for reading this far. Whew! What follows is the rest of the profile ("Wait, what?! There's MORE?!"):
Frightfully witty banter spoken here.
I think of myself as a really ~nice~ guy - loyal, dependable, helpful, well-meaning, sensitive, and occasionally really funny. Or not - you'll have to tell me about that last one. I typically try to do my very best at whatever I'm doing. I'm a dedicated father. A well-educated professional. An athlete. A dog owner and lover. A coffee drinker. A guy who sits here wondering why I'm spending such an extraordinary amount of time trying to choose the right words for an online dating profile, when I could be upstairs, asleep.
Hmm... this isn't so much a summary as much as a brief snapshot, I suppose. Well, hope it gives you the general flavor of things....