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29 El Paso, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 22
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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two identical twins walk into a bar. they both order the exact same drink. one finishes it in 30 seconds, the other in 30 minutes. the one that finished the drink last dies, the other lives. what happened?

message me if you have a correct or awesome/creative answer.

as per the self-summary.

fiery liberal. wannabe world traveler. retired soccer player who is convinced hes not retired. ipa lover. proponent of rocking a bow tie at any occasion that its passable...
What I’m doing with my life
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enjoying it.

trying to make positive change by not volunteering my opinions in public settings.

otherwise i try to go on an adventure once every few months. recently- oahu for a month this summer. costa brava spain this past spring. i drove from dc to san diego with a friend this past december. england and scotland over last summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading things i want to rather than articles assigned to me. soccer, growing facial hair, sarcasm, arguing for socialized health care. most importantly i have perfected the black girl booty shake- not to be confused with twerking.

i prefer to talk about activities that i'm terrible at doing. that's the better question:


im the worst bowler in the history of the world. my lifetime high score is in the 60s.

i also suck at algebra. and calculus-

probably why i went to medical school- that and so you can fit me into your typical brown dude in dc stereotype box.


i was in a band from the time i was 14 until 24. we had only one rule. i was not allowed to touch the microphones. totally serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
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physically- people say my eyes. i think theyre too shy to mention my applebottom.

personality wise- a proponent and lover of witty banter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
vonneguts slaughterhouse-five, hemingways the sun also rises, raymond carvers short stories, anything edgar allen poe or william carlos williams.

django, argo are recent movies that come to mind. requiem for a dream is one of my all time favorites. inglorious bastards.

im a sucker for sherlock and archer. if you get the reference "johnny bench called" you should probably message me. if you have lived that reference please refrain from doing so.

i am recently hooked on true detective. i have watched and rewatched each episode 3-4 times. i have a problem, i know.

the lone bellow, purity ring, chvrches, the civil wars, mgmt, arctic monkeys, little people, fitz and the tantrums, the xx, atlas genius, two door cinema club, foster the people, minus the bear are more unique bands among many many others. oh and drake. i lubs me some drake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
off the top of my head-

hipster coffee bars.
mio water flavor adders.
artsy people on the interwebs.
the great outdoors.
headphones that fit just right.
maybach music.

this is all aside from calories, oxygen, running water, currency.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to prank the shit out of my colleagues. recently- paging the person next to me to the nearest fax machine multiple times. asking people with tiny hands to do rectal exams for 'patient comfort.' doing an invasive procedure on a patient then when he or she says 'thanks doctor' i admit that im a janitor and were short staffed today so im covering for the doctor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pranking the shit out of my colleagues/trying to be creative with a night out or a night in.

maybe a new restaurant that looks interesting; a show, concert, or movie that ive been looking forward to, usually followed by a dive bar for an hour or two. sometimes ill play some soccer. other times raging.

if in a hermit mood- attempting to cook something new and exotic. at times a jam session with old bandmates. visiting my parents.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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ive never been to space camp.
You should message me if
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youre awesome and/or you have a riddle you think i cant solve. awesome people with riddles preferred.

also if you realize my profile is meant to be tongue and cheek and show i dont take myself seriously... if you didnt get that we should probably never speak.

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